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[highlight]Your best Joke.....I don't care if it is dirty or clean, but please stay away from racial jokes.
Feel free to post funny pictures as well.[/highlight]
1.) A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
2.) A girl is falling asleep in her R:E lesson at school and her teacher wants to catch her out so she asks her a question,
"Amy, who invented the Earth?"
so the boy next to her trys to wake her up by poking her with his pencil and she sits up and screams,
"God Almighty"
"Thats right" the teacher replies.
A little while later Amy starts to fall asleep again so the teacher trys to catch her out again with another question.
"Amy, what was the name of the lords sun?"
Again, the boy next to her pokes her with his pencil.
"Jesus christ" Amy shouts.
"thats right" the teacher replies, now starting to get annoyed.
Once more, Amy falls asleep so the teacher trys one more time.
"Amy, what did eve say to adam after they had there 21st child"
the boy next to her pokes her again.
Amy then shouts......For f**k sake, if you poke me with that once more im going to snap it and stick it up your *ss.
Feel free to post funny pictures as well.[/highlight]
1.) A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
2.) A girl is falling asleep in her R:E lesson at school and her teacher wants to catch her out so she asks her a question,
"Amy, who invented the Earth?"
so the boy next to her trys to wake her up by poking her with his pencil and she sits up and screams,
"God Almighty"
"Thats right" the teacher replies.
A little while later Amy starts to fall asleep again so the teacher trys to catch her out again with another question.
"Amy, what was the name of the lords sun?"
Again, the boy next to her pokes her with his pencil.
"Jesus christ" Amy shouts.
"thats right" the teacher replies, now starting to get annoyed.
Once more, Amy falls asleep so the teacher trys one more time.
"Amy, what did eve say to adam after they had there 21st child"
the boy next to her pokes her again.
Amy then shouts......For f**k sake, if you poke me with that once more im going to snap it and stick it up your *ss.