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Poetry Thread

Thanks, I haven't written a poem in 8 years. Not really my thing. It is fun to rhyme though and I have enjoyed many of the poems above.
I like the one about the meteor and the one about the toad.
 





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Gronk was a caveman who loved to be clean,
his fur-hides and loincloth had a wonderful sheen.
But this morning he took a dip in the lake,
and was quickly devoured by a great big snake!
(poor gronk)

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THE LORD OF THE BEANS
Fine Beans to rule them all
A magic grinder to grind them
Fine beans to bring them all
With enough caffeine to blind them

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(EDIT: Seriously, a LONG TIME AGO (circa late '90s) I went through a serious poetry writing phase. Haven't done it in years. Most of my stuff was mythology-inspired. The longest thing I ever wrote was about 8 pages, as I recall, on a yellow legal pad. I *tried* to write "epics". That old stuff (dozens of poems) MIGHT be around here somewhere, packed in a box. I might try to find it soon. Even LESS LIKELY is the chance that I will post any of it.)
 
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Clicky switch, oh clicky switch.
Why must you be such a bitch?
You break even more when I pop you out,
WTF is that about?

Now I have to find a spring.
The right size one to fit this thing.
I wouldn't have to take you apart,
If you didn't break from the f---ing start.

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I wrote that now while I'm trying to fix it.
 
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Lol,
Imagine a LPF where all post rhyme,
I would read on and on if I had the time.
 
I wish I was lyrical. I have all the passion, and a dark soul, but for whatever reason I cant get it out in text.

You're right. Poetry = Pussy. Whispering sweet nothings in a woman's ear will always turn her on.
 
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There once was a lonely old man.
He bought all the porn in the land.
But when went online,
He surely did find,
A site that made his wallet expand.

Pornhub
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ROFL. There is too much free porn out there to collect.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress and said "F^CK IT"
 
today there was a lunar eclipse
But I stayed inside looking at tits
When my parents found out
they started to shout
and when I told them to calm down
they started to frown
So now I can go on the computer no more

(not a real story btw :p)
 
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I am just a photon, my station is not great
To jump from a laser's aperture, that's my only fate
But should you belittle or insult me, be forewarned, you nut
I'm a GUIDED photon, and I'll burn you on the butt!

(Disclaimer - Screw the rhythm, I was not trying for perfect iambic pentameter. This isn't Masterpiece Theatre or "Inside the Actor's Studio".)
 
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Wrote this probably a year ago:

***That Sinking Feeling***

By the look in my eyes, you can tell I’m stressed.
Depressed at everyone putting my sanity to the test.
Bottling it up until I unearth it,
It's just not worth it.
To give in to everyone’s hypocritical bullshit.

The times now seem way too tough,
Rough to the point where I’ve had enough.
I’ve been there before, just like you,
When the hardest thing to do,
Is just trying to make it through.

I can’t even begin to describe the pain.
Sane borders a line that I can’t explain.
Sustaining myself for one more day,
Squinting through the gray
I try to find the way.

Tell me it’s enough, just say it’s alright.
Despite myself, I’m asking for insight.
But no one has the answers I seek.
The future looks bleak,
And I’m feeling weak.

I try to pull together but my mind crumbles.
Tumble back down, with curses and grumbles.
So I stay on the ground,
Where I’m safe and sound.
Sitting alone with no one around.

By,
Brian
 
Well, ok, I'll admit, I put my foot in my mouth earlier... some of these are actually quite funny and good.
 
Built my PHR;
screw the tailcap on. Is it
dead? Or pew pew pew?

-Trevor
 
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