Limerics

[COMMANDR]

There once was a hermit named dave
Who --- well you know ----------
HMike

I'll say it again, Your a sick puppy Hemlock. :>)

 

[Teej]

An electron is sure hard to please.
When spread out, it sometimes will freeze.
Though agoraphobic,
It's still claustrophobic,
And runs off when put in a squeeze.

 

[Teej]

Two photons, close-coupled at start,
Flew several parsecs apart.
Said one, in distress,
"What you're forced to express
Removes any choice on my part."

 

[RawPaul]

The sand and the sea, the lake and the shore,
The strong and the weak, the rich and the poor;
They go together
Like shoe lace and leather.
Do I need to say anymore?