Idea- Portable CO2 laser?

[Meatball]

Here it is folks!

$200 for 13W.

http://laserpointerforums.com/f39/13-watt-rf-co2-laser-sale-77682.html

 

[Things]

The 100A can be found at tires plus in the canned fruit aisle for $3.98 and the 2.1V can be ordered online at http://www.2.1V-R-us.com in the pancake section for $48 and a half point 3¾ and twenty-seventy millicents.

But you can sometimes get it on http://www.pay_attention_to_the_thread_next_time.com for cheaper.

I tried the pancake section at my local supermarket, but they only sold 50A pancakes. Can I stack 2 50A pancakes in parallel with some syrup for good electrical conductivity?


100A could be had from a rewound microwave oven transformer. Only choice for portable is a trailer full of lead acids, or a backpack full of LiPo packs. Then good luck getting the 1.5LPM cooling in the backpack too. Not to mention that diodes output would be no more useful than a flashlight, and an invisible one at that.

 

[Cyparagon]

50A pancakes require anatomical recycling of the hot artificial microphones if you want to get any washing cards out of the circular sardines. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can always chip away at the rubber coffee with an induction skate bell or a giant pineapple nozzle.

 

[Meatball]

^^Don't go the giant pineapple nozzle route. That didn't end well for my tennis butter dispenser..