I Used to Believe

[daguin]

Some of these are too funny (and hit too close to home)

http://www.iusedtobelieve.com/science/technology/technology_d1.php

Peace,
dave

 

[potatorage]

Heh, those are funny

 

[jamilm9]

When I was young, my mother jokingly told me that cameras shoot out laser beams.
I believed that they would instantly desinigrate anything they hit so I was afraid of cameras until I was about 10.

i wish

 

[LRMNmeyer]

I used to believe that I could make a laser by putting more batteries in a flash light


I used to think that it was only weak lasers that just made a dot of light. I thought that with Reaaly powerful ones, you could see the lazer beam. Then i was told that the readon you could see the beam sometimes was that the test room was full of dust!

This guy had the right idea, at least:

I used to believe that if I could get a huge diamond which I could place on top of a thick flashlight, I could create one of those cool, powerful lasers they showed all the time in cartoons.

 

[Cyparagon]

I used to believe these were buffalo cocoons - not even joking.

I feel like we've met this guy before:

I used to believe that I could make a laser by putting more batteries in a flash light.

 

[Jimmymcjimthejim]

When I was 3 or 4, I always saw my parent put video tape in the vcr. So I thought that my parent was feeding a monster. One day, my mother gave me a carrot stick. I decided I want to feed the monster. So I walked into my parent's room, jammed the carrot stick in (where you slide in the tape), and slided the carrot stick side to side. So yeah, I killed the vcr monster after that incident.

when i was younger i believed that if my mom stayed at a traffic light too long it would shoot laser beams at us
so i always told my mom to hurry up i eventually ended up being grounded

 

[Dr_Evil]

When I was 3 or 4, I always saw my parent put video tape in the vcr. So I thought that my parent was feeding a monster. One day, my mother gave me a carrot stick. I decided I want to feed the monster. So I walked into my parent's room, jammed the carrot stick in (where you slide in the tape), and slided the carrot stick side to side. So yeah, I killed the vcr monster after that incident.

I've heard of other kids putting PB sandwiches in VCRs before.

 

[iewed]

When I was 3 or 4, I always saw my parent put video tape in the vcr. So I thought that my parent was feeding a monster. One day, my mother gave me a carrot stick. I decided I want to feed the monster. So I walked into my parent's room, jammed the carrot stick in (where you slide in the tape), and slided the carrot stick side to side. So yeah, I killed the vcr monster after that incident.

I've heard of other kids putting PB sandwiches in VCRs before.

My younger brother did that because he thought it was hungry. This was back when VCR's where still expensive.

 

[nikokapo]

HAHAHAHAH THIS IS TOO GOOD, gonna bookmark this right away!!


I can't believe people were feeding their VCRs!!!! LOLOLOLOL