Glasses really needed?

[FlutterPie]

actually yeah lol. starbuck coffee+me+macbook= sticky keys lol

That sucks, so you spilled coffee on your macbook?

 

[cantthinkofone]

yeah like a month ago. most keys cured but the space key, shift key, caps key, and control key are still sticky as hell.

 

[cantthinkofone]

lol. good one mac!

 

[Tmack]

Your obsession with this truck is..... Strange isn't strong enough........

 

[Blarg King]

actually yeah lol. starbuck coffee+me+macbook= sticky keys lol

You hipster

 

[BShanahan14rulz]

I liked using a sticky keyboard before it was hip to use sticky keyboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[DashApple]

Unicorns are my friendz .. <^^>

 

[TheDukeAnumber1]

^Speaking of high school...

I was in my Science class yesterday, everyone was doing their own thing and I was browsing the forums, looking at my profile etc.. Anyway, my teacher came up and saw I was looking at "LPF", and the first comment she says is:

"Why are you looking at lasers? I hope you don't shine them at planes. Their have been a lot of stories lately about people lasing planes".

A response to that could have been,

"I noticed you have a pen, I hope you don't poke someone's eye out with it, but I guess it's not big deal if you know how to use it."

 

[Tmack]

Haha love it.

 

[Javalin]

I had a teacher who's name was Mr. Harry Peuzy... I'll never forget that one! And a kid in maybe it was middle school who's last name was Butts.

I like where this thread is headed, subbed op:

 

[BowtieGuy]

A co-worker of mine: Peter Traks.

 

[Javalin]

Picked up a young airman from the airport just out of basic training. As we went through the gate I asked him for his ID. I handed it to the gate guard and he handed it back. It was then that I read his first name on the card. Michael. I said, Airman Hunt, you're first name can't really be Mike!? His eyes hit the floor and I knew his name really was Mike Hunt!

 

[Eudaimonium]

I went to high school with a " Richard Vein" LMAO Ahh it still gets me.

Richard Breath - this and the commonly associated nickname upon introducing himself is impossible to respond to with a straight face

A co-worker of mine: Peter Traks.

Uhh, I don't get these. I've pronounced them out loud and still am not getting it.

 

[Tmack]

Seriously? Dick is the nickname for Richard. Dick vein, dick breath.
And peter = another name for your meat = pickle = Wang =

You may now laugh.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Seriously? Dick is the nickname for Richard. Dick vein, dick breath.
And peter = another name for your meat = pickle = Wang =

You may now laugh.

I honestly had absolutely no idea. I mean seriously,

Richard = Dick?
Peter = Wang?
By what logic?


I think english language has more euphemism for dicks than all other languages combines.

With "John" sometimes being toilet, is there a single male name that doesn't in one way or another relate to genitals?

 

[Tmack]

Your absolutely right. Johnson, Peter, willy,

I got a mean itch on my daguin!