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Fifty Shades of SHIT

I kid you not, I know someone who works at a theater who found cucumbers on some of the seats after the premier of 50 shades of grey.
What a strange place to prepare a salad?

A lady friend of mine went to see it, it must have been good, she said the place was BUZZING.
 





What a strange place to prepare a salad?

A lady friend of mine went to see it, it must have been good, she said the place was BUZZING.

:crackup:



Maybe there was no popcorn at that theatre, so, the audience was tossing some salads?

I have heard that when tossing salads, some people use battery powered beaters to make the dressing.


I'm sure that explains the cucumbers and good vibes.

:angel:
 
I have to say, despite the fact that I won't be seeing it, or reading the book, 50 Shades is providing me with a remarkably great amount of amusement...

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@ IE: I'm perplexed. What does that mean? lol
 
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@ IE: I'm perplexed. What does that mean? lol

Uhm, well, the bottom picture it's in reference to the game of thrones tv show.

The guy who's face we see is a sadistic bastard that hunts people for fun, tortures them, and enjoys flaying them alive. The guy facing him was uhm brutally removed of his genitalia and abused to such a degree that he is now completely subservient to him.

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We should do a spoof video of 50 shades of lasers. Anyone want to get whipped by a laser? Burn your private parts with a high powered argon? lol
 
Someone burning their nipples with a laser is NOT what I signed up for when I joined this forum :p
 


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