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nikokapo said:Ok. I've just got to post this
i was gonna put it in another thread, but i think the people who buy this are so full of FAIL that it should be posted here:
Presenting....
teh
Vilcus plug dactyloadapter
wtf is it?
check it out
Problem: Create an adapter for sticking fingers into electrical sockets.
Vilcus dactyloadapter was developed specially for people who enjoy closing electrical circuits with their own fingers.
Many people get a kick out of direct contact with AC power supply. To that end, people normally use U-shaped fragments of bare wire, paper clips or even usual metal forks. All these gimmicks are unreliable, short-lived and, most importantly, tend to cause short-circuit failure or even inflammation.
Here is a limerick: There was a small girl indiscreet / Who asked her mom for a sweet. / Mom said, “Aye, it’s here in my pocket!” / “Go stick your lil thumb in a socket!” Clearly, the idea is ill-conceived. For one thing, the desired effect would not occur if you used just one finger. For another, regular household sockets are designed to preclude any finger abuse, child or non-child.
Vilcus does not itself consume power, so you can leave it plugged till next time (LOL this is the most stupid thing...)
Copper plates located in the sockets ensure proper contact
Avid travelers will appreciate the replaceable plugs—for European and American sockets—that are part of the standard package.
ok, now that you are like "WAT?" i'll show you this!!
For group sessions, Vilcus users may obtain Rozetkus power strip designed by the Studio.
the sad thing is that it's produced by artlebedev, the guys who designed the optimus maximus keyboard......
are people really this stupid?
and when you are done frying your fingers, it can be used as a DOUBLE CIGARETTE LIGHTER!!!
