... Seriously? How did you manage to cram all that BS into one post?
1. You have 5V and 12V colors backwards.
2. Whether the PSU is loaded or not, the input capacitors are charged.
3. The input capacitors are nowhere near 1000V. A few hundred at most.
4. These are INPUT capacitors. The low voltage side is isolated from the high voltage side so the 12V rail will never see high voltage.
5. If there is no load, some of the rails might be unstable or a bit noisy, but your power supply will NOT explode from it.
6. USB hubs can not supply any more power than your computer can supply unless they are externally powered - unlikely for a $1 hub.
7. If the hub IS externally powered, there's no point in using the hub any way. You can use the power adaptor.
8. 5V is NOT similar to 2xAAs. The voltage is almost twice as high, and current supply is much lower.
I'm not sure if you're making sh
t up, or just trolling. But either way, you can have a -2 for that nonsense.