So you want a piece of crap.
Good luck.
Your best bet is probably finding one here in the Buy, Sell, Trade section.
People here will sell off things they no longer want and you can get a good deal with more assurance of quality than you get by ordering garbage from eBay.
I should add that this forum was created as a DIY community and so there are many years of information and experience collected here as well as many skilled craftsmen with services and products to offer.
Why not try building something on your own? It can be done for just a little cash, with a few inexpensive tools, and you get a personalized result plus bragging rights.