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Wow...

What is he gonna do? Enslave white people? What are you? A conspiracy theorist? You should make an aluminum foil deflector beanie to protect you from the Government's evil mind controlling brain waves! The reptillians are taking over! Don't be ridiculous, Wes.

Breathe through your nose, everything is fine... BTW, Jake was NEVER a good seller. I have always disliked him. Just read my signature :p

For your noob information, Drew is a very trustworthy guy. It's Drew we're talking about, not Jake-the-one-eyed-snake.

I don't get it. :huh:

Beat me to it :D

Stop calling him Jacob. He will be called Jake-the-one-eyed-snake until he comes clean... He emailed me and said that he got "nailed" by the FDA. I asked him if this FDA chick was hot.

*sniff, sniff* Guys, something smells like bullshit... The FDA doesn't raid people's houses. That is a downright lie. Jake never ceases to amaze me. He makes up terrible lies that a caveman wouldn't believe, and he expects other people to believe them. Jake, you're trying too hard.

Oh man, I hate it when that happens...

What do you mean it sprung away? Were you on the toilet, and accidentely flushed it down or something? :toilet:

That was a mistake...

Oh yeah, it does... :tsk:

Jake the one-eyed snake should be banned for life. That no good scammer... P.S. How the hell do you make smileys?

lol :D

Who is his best LPF friend?

Sweet! I could mount this on my car and shoot down helicopters 8-)

Honestly, I have NO idea.

Rog has already done it ;)

That post wasn't a smart ass remark, though.

Yes it is. It's PP, NOT the FDA.