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Help guys, I need a poem about lasers!






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660 is like the dark red rose.
and 405 like the purple violets.
I'm no poet. but can write prose.
keep your beams away from pilots.
Store your lasers away from kids.
and keep them locked up tight..
AND Treat them right
and they will last for one more night.
Use you DUTY cycle to see the beam -
and 'REST' your laser in between.
treat it right.
to keep it working like a dream.
 
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660 is like the dark red rose.
and 405 like the purple violets.
I'm no poet. but can write prose.
keep your beams away from pilots.
Store your lasers away from kids.
and keep them locked up tight..
AND Treat them right
and they will last for one more night.
Use you DUTY cycle to see the beam -
and 'REST' your laser in between.
treat it right.
to keep it working like a dream.

"Hakzaw1 ODE to the DIODE!
:)
 
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Are you, perhaps, trying to waltz with Matilda?
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong

Under the shade of a coolibah tree,

He sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled

You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me.
Unfortunately, he didn't notice his 7W laser was focused on some gum leaves,
And he burnt down the bush....


:whistle:
 
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Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong

Under the shade of a coolibah tree,

He sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled

You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me.
Unfortunately, he didn't notice his 7W laser was focused on some gum leaves,
And he burnt down the bush....


:whistle:
HAHAH! Most radio stations did not play that full version/ "And it smoked and it burned till it fell in the billabong...."
 




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