the new 'THE' game

[pseudolobster]

So I beat that level today, and I figured I'd take some screenshots to give others some help on how to beat this level...

It's a really fun game once you get used to the physics.. I just wish the guy's head wasn't so fragile... I mean, you just slightly bump it against something and he dies.. what a whiner!

Anyways...

For the first star, the easiest way to do this is drive your bike right up to the edge and stop... now slam on the gas while holding the left key and you'll pop a wheelie over the edge. As soon as your front tire has clearance, let go of the gas, let him swing over the edge, and immediately start pressing the right button so you don't bash your head on the floor on the rebound.

Once you're about to hit the edge of this platform, straighten yourself out with the left arrow, hopefully ending up more or less in a vertical position before you begin to fall. Once you hit the ground, immediately hit the brakes (down arrow key) so you don't roll off the slope. Press the Z key to turn yourself around and grab the next star.

This next one is a little tricky at first, but once you get the technique you shouldn't have any problems with it... Inch your way down the slope while holding on the breaks until you get to a little under an inch away from the edge, then simply let gravity do the work, your wheel will drop into the slot and you'll topple face first over the edge. Once your wheel is caught, start holding the left arrow key and don't let it go... hopefully you'll be going slow enough that you don't just bash your face... Keep holding that arrow key until you're clear of this and begin to fall... if you did it right you should naturally do half a flip and end up on your wheels.

Next is the mine field... This took the most amount of practice for me... You'll need just enough speed that you can catch your wheel on this slope, too much and you die, too little and you die. You'll have to go off the ramp in a wheelie, and I've found if you gently tap the brakes just as you're leaving the ramp, your front wheel swings forward, grabbing the line easier.

Once you've made it past that mine field the rest is a breeze. Approach this cliff really slowly, and hang your front tire off it while holding on the brakes. As long as you hit that gravity arrow you've beat the level.

and that's all there is to it!

 

[nikokapo]

[quote author=nikokapo link=1216195020/0#10 date=1216311936]you just lost it too........

DAMN I LOST AGAIN






The first rule of The Game is you don't talk about The Game.
The second rule of The Game is you do not talk about The Game.
To know The Game is to play the game. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Think about The Game all the time.
To think of The Game is pretty cool. Think about The Game all the time.
One wins the game by getting others to play the game. Think about The Game all the time.
Get others to play The Game. Think about The Game all the time. STOP IT!
The aim of the game is to forget that you're playing The Game. As soon as you remember that you're playing it, you've lost and you should tell all of your friends that you've lost. Then they will have lost. When the game is thought of, there is a 5 minute grace from the game. Play starts again.
The game ends when the prime minister thinks about the game.
It's all about the game, and how you play it, it's all about control, and if you can take it, it's all about your debt, and if you can pay it it's all about pain, and who's gonna make it.
Don't try to type pages at random. You won't find anything even slightly humorous. Trust me.
Try to leave The Game prematurely at your own peril of some ghost chick crawling into your living room through your television.

That's a terrible version of the game... the original is much simpler.

1. you begin playing the game once you become aware of its existence.
2. the object of the game is to forget about the game.
3. any time you think of the game you lose, and must announce that you've lost the game.

[/quote]

that indeed is a MUCH better version. thanks for letting me know about it, and F.U. FOR MAKING ME LOSE THE GAME AGAIN!!!

 

[Murudai]

Oh stuff you.

I started playing 'the game' last year. The simplified version, where if you think about the game you lose.

I was full on winning for the last 9 months, and now you've gone and screwed me up

 

[nikokapo]

Oh stuff you.

I started playing 'the game' last year. The simplified version, where if you think about the game you lose.

I was full on winning for the last 9 months, and now you've gone and screwed me up  

This thread makes me lose the game every time I enter it. I think I'll stop coming here, I don't wanna lose it anymore!



OSHI- A GRUE!

 

[VillageIdiot]

I'm glad you found it easy pseudolobster - I was afraid everyone would go WTF? Impossible! ;D

 

[VillageIdiot]

oh, and pseudolobster? since that one wasn't so hard, here's a complete nightmare. It's amazing what two lines and one more star can do.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I've actually finished it after 100 tries or so.

 

[pseudolobster]

LOL WUT?

 

[VillageIdiot]

Think about it carefully. You seem like the sort of person who could figure it out. You might notice I made some subtle changes to other areas to make it possible, just very hard.

 

[pseudolobster]

oh... no.... you don't expect... oshi...

you mean to say... no it can't be... you go all the way through the level, then come back with sideways gravity, fly aimlessly sideways through all those mines and pick up that last star?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Genius!

 

[Murudai]

They could of made the game better.

On my computer, which is really fast, the game is speeded up. I just tap the lean button and I virtually do a front flip...

 

[VillageIdiot]

oh... no.... you don't expect... oshi...

you mean to say... no it can't be... you go all the way through the level, then come back with sideways gravity, fly aimlessly sideways through all those mines and pick up that last star?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Genius!

You got it, my friend!

 

[SMIDSY]

I lost the game because of you!
1) if you know the rules of the game you are playing
2) if you remember you are playing you lose.

 

[VillageIdiot]

New level time! Featuring lots of annoying wheel placement and some cool gravity. Not as hard as the previous level, because it's composed of bits which aren't so hard individually, but are difficult to do consecutively.

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It has helpful arrows telling you where to go, which might make it even more confusing.

 

[LRMNmeyer]

Crap, I lost... Lol, like, everyone in my math class knows about the game. My teacher was PO'ed. Someone: "I lost."
Everyone else: " I lost"

 

[nikokapo]

hahahaha seriously?
i'd love to play THE GAME with my friends but nobody knows about it.




oh, and DARN IT I JUST LOST AGAIN.

 

[VillageIdiot]

I was winning the game for three days now, but then I updated this thread. :\

This cool little trippy track with gravity and boosts. Not difficult.

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3e no,34 o2 2q no,1s pa 2q p0 68 p0 5u pa,68 p0 5u om,2q 18 2q k 42 k 42 26 34 26 3e 2g,34 26 3e 1s,-42 4c -42 3o -5a 3o -5a 5a -42 5a -4c 5k,-42 5a -4c 50,0 5a 1i 6s 1i 6i,1i 6s 18 6s,1i 84 -18 7g -18 92 2g do 26 do,2g do 2g de,au 5a au 4c b8 4m,au 4c ak 4m,76 -42 5u -42 68 -3o,5u -42 68 -4c,-2g -18 -4m 1s -42 1s,-4m 1s -4m 1i -4m 18,-76 4m -76 a0 -6s 9m,-76 a0 -7g 9m,a -42 1i -42 18 -4c,18 -3o 1i -42,84 84 6s 84 7g 8e,6s 84 7g 7q,4m 9c 3o 9m 4c 9m,3o 9m 42 9c,2g hg 76 hg 6s hq,76 hg 6s h6,-7g n4 -7g e2 -76 ec,-7g e2 -7q ec,-26 g8 -3e g8 -34 gi,-3e g8 -34 fu,b 1e 7 1b 6 16 8 10 b s h r m u r 12 r 18 o 1d k 1g e 1g 9 1e,9 1e 7 1a,g 15 9 1m c 2d -5 29,c 2d i 1m q 1o q 1k q 1s,g 1k j 22 10 1o 1g 2c,1g 2c v 29 m 2i f 2g g 2d c 2d,1d 2i 1f 2m,1h 2n 1l 2f,1h 2o 1e 2u,1m 2m 1n 2j 1m 2g 1i 2e,c 2d -7 29,2 28 1 24 -3 21 -9 20 -e 23 -h 29 -g 2e -e 2i -9 2l -4 2k,-3 2k 1 2h 3 2c 2 26,-6 29 -9 2k,-6 2a -6 2l,-7 2b -2 2j,-7 2a 0 2g,-7 2a 3 2e,-7 2a 1 27,-6 2a 0 24,-6 2a -3 21,-6 2a -7 20,-b 21 -5 2b,-e 24 -6 2b -g 27,-g 2c -7 2b -d 2j,-f 2g -6 2b,f 16 j s,l t e 17,e 15 o 11,p 15 e 16 8 10,e 16 o 19,m 1c e 15 6 1b,e 15 k 1g,8 1d e 15 e r,e 15 d 1g,f 15 5 17,5 12 e 16,a t e 15,1h 2n 1m 2l,1i 2m 1f 2l,1d 2i 1e 2e 1i 2d,10 1o g 1t 3 1q#G -76 do b8,G -7g f0 8e,T -4c de,G -6i pa 5k,B 34 li 5k,G -7g no 8e,O 5k q8,O 50 q8,O 4c q8,O 3o q8,O 34 q8,T 30 lm,G -5a jm 2f,G -5a i4 3c,G -5a j2 2q,G -50 ka 1v,G -84 ls 8e,G -84 g8 8e,G -84 gs 8e,G -84 hg 8e,G -84 i4 8e,G -84 io 8e,G -84 jc 8e,G -84 k0 8e,G -84 kk 8e,G -84 l8 8e,G 3e l8 8e,G 3o kk 9r,G 5k ka b8,G 7g kk 1d,G 84 mq 2q,G 7g p0 3v,T -76 ak,G -4c -1i b8,G -5k -18 ad,G -6i -a a0,G -76 k 9g,G -7g 26 8e,G 8o 84 5k,G 9m 7q 47,G aa 76 41,G ak 6i 3g,G au 5u 2q,G aj -1s 2p,G ak -2g 2c,G aa -34 24,G a0 -3e 1j,G 9m -3o 1d,G 92 -42 i,G 84 -42 b8,G -k -42 b8,G -18 -42 at,G -1s -3o a6,G -2q -2q 99,G -34 -26 99,G -2g -3e 9r,G -34 -1i 8e,O 84 2q,O 7g 2q,O 6s 2q,O 5k 3e,O 5k 42,O 50 42,O 4c 42,O 3o 42,O 34 42,O 2g 42,O 68 2q,G 5d g6 s4,G e hr 1nh,G -3 ih 1mb,G -9 ji 1m0,G -d kl 1m8,G -15 lh 1n2,G -2d lr 1nu,G -3s lo 1d8,G -4v l8 1ei,G -55 gu 1ha,G -43 ga 1hr,O -2g bi,O -7g c6,O -6s c6,O -68 c6,O -50 c6,O -4c c6,O -5k c6,O 5k 2q,T 2h 29,T -3m 5n,T 19 av,T 83 hh,T 34 9m,G 84 do 14i,G 5u 9c 1d0,G 18 i4 1d0,G -26 o2 gs,G -1i o2 gs,G -u o2 gs,G -a o2 gs,G a o2 gs,G u o2 gs,G -2q o2 gs,T -u pa,G 84 bi e2,G 7g a0 cl,G 76 fk ff

Really short and really simple, but without a little thinking, impossible. BMX only.

-18 1i 18 1i##B tc -e2 8e,B tc -de 8e,B tc -cq 8e,B tc -c6 8e,B tc -bi 8e,B tc -au 8e,B tc -aa 8e,B tc -9m 8e,B tc -92 8e,B tc -8e 8e,B tc -7q 8e,B tc -76 8e,B tc -6i 8e,B tc -5u 8e,B tc -5a 8e,B tc -4m 8e,B tc -42 8e,B tc -3e 8e,B tc -2q 8e,B tc -26 8e,B tc -1i 8e,B tc -u 8e,B tc -a 8e,B tc a 8e,B tc u 8e,B tc 1i 8e,B tc 26 8e,B tc 2q 8e,B tc 3e 8e,B tc 42 8e,B tc 4m 8e,B tc 5a 8e,B tc 5u 8e,B mg 26 1v,B n4 2q 2q,B n4 3e 2q,B n4 42 2q,B n4 4m 2q,B n4 5a 2q,B n4 5u 2q,B tc 6i 8e,B tc 76 8e,B tc 7q 9r,B no 84 b8,B n4 7q 1d,B n4 76 2q,B c6 1s b8,B n4 6i 2q,B so 84 b8,B s4 84 b8,B rg 84 b8,B qs 84 b8,B q8 84 b8,B pk 84 b8,B p0 84 b8,B oc 84 b8,T q8 6s,B li 1s b8,B ku 1s b8,B ka 1s b8,B jm 1s b8,B bi 1s b8,B au 1s b8,B aa 1s b8,B 9m 1s b8,B 0 k 2q,B 92 1s b8,B 8e 1s b8,B 7q 1s b8,B 76 1s b8,B 6i 1s b8,B 5u 1s b8,B 5a 1s b8,B 4m 1s b8,B 42 1s b8,B 3e 1s b8,B 2q 1s b8,B 26 1s b8,B 1i 1s b8

And finally a automatic track, lol. Just smack the code in and watch in amazement. Want a challenge? Try finishing the level without doing nothing. BMX only.

-u 4c -a 4c,-1s 8e 2g 9c,4c cq 5a cq,5a c6 5a cq,-1i gs 42 gs,-68 pk -k qs,-k se k se k rg,-50 uk -a uk,-68 v8 -68 vs -50 vs,-4m 11o 8e 1be 9b 1bt af 1bv bk 1bo cs 1b9 dv 1af,mq 198 no 18a n4 17m,n0 1ea jb 1dr,nv 1bs o9 1cj,ob 1hk ok 1j0 ou 1kd ph 1m0 qd 1nm rm 1pa tc 1qi v9 1r4 115 1r3 132 1qg,oa 1hk nb 1ei,17d 1qm 17n 1qh 17p 1q7 17m 1pt,17c 1qm 175 1ql 16v 1qg,16u 1qf 16s 1qa,195 1j8 195 1jr,1bi 1qj 1bu 1qh,1a6 233 1br 250 1df 25v,1dh 262 1gu 272 1j5 276,19k 211 1a7 234,19k 211 195 1v1 191 1t7 194 1se,1m2 278 1ts 26a,1ts 260 1mc 278,1mm 278 1ts 25m,1n0 278 1ts 25c,1na 278 1ts 252,1nk 278 1ts 24o,1nu 278 1ts 24e,1o8 278 1ts 244,1ts 23q 1oi 278,1os 278 1ts 23g,1ts 236 1p6 278,1pg 278 1ts 22s,1ts 22i 1pq 278,1q4 278 1ts 228,1ts 21u 1qe 278,1qo 278 1ts 21k,1ts 21a 1r2 278,1rc 278 1ts 210,1ts 20m 1rm 278,1s0 278 1ts 20c,1ts 202 1sa 278,1ts 1ve 1su 278,1ts 1v4 1t8 278,1ts 1uq 1ti 278,1sk 278 1ts 1vo 1ts 1ug,1ts 1uq 1u6 1qe,1ts 278 1ts 1vo,1fq 2am 1fq 2bu,aa 34 aa 16e,aa 12c so 12c so 1f6 1g4 1f6 1g4 20m,1g4 1f6 1g4 18k 22s 18k 22s 13u 2c8 13u 2c8 19i,13a 1fg 13a 1f6 13a 1m2,1i 16e 34 17m,-15 1h -15 19,-15 18 -13 u -u o -m n -l f -i 3 -f -7 -a -j -4 -n 5 -n d -i d -d h -2 n 7 p i q m 11 r 14 12 14 18 15 1g,1m2 278 1ts 278,1ts 26k 1lo 278,1le 278 1ts 26u,1le 278 1o8 278,1l6 275 1n0 274,-18 1i -92 1i -92 2q -92 22s,18 1i aa 1i aa 3e,1j8 278 1le 278,1uq 1a6 1ug 1a6 1ug 19s 1uq 1a6 21a 1a6 22i 1a6,236 1d0 23g 1d0 23q 1cm,236 1d0 22s 1cm 22s 1cc,27s 1lo 27s 1kq 286 1l4 27s 1l4 286 1le 27s 1le 286 1lo,2b0 1lo 2b0 1kq 2am 1l4 2b0 1l4 2am 1le 2b0 1le 2am 1lo,2c8 18k 2c8 278 1ti 278,1j8 278 -8o 278 -92 278 -92 22i,27s 1kq 27i 1l4 27i 1mc 27s 1m2 294 1m2 294 278,27i 1mc 27i 1m2,29o 278 29o 1m2 2b0 1m2 2ba 1mc 2ba 1l4 2b0 1kq,27s 1lo 2b0 1lo##O 20c 1cm,O 23g 1nu,O 23g 1mc,O 23g 1kq,O 23g 1j8,O 23g 1hm,O 23g 1g4,T 29e 1l4,B 1su 1ug mp,B 1sk 1vo mr,O 8o rg,O 76 rg,O 5k rg,O 42 rg,O -7q pk,O hg 1da,O fu 1da,O ec 1da,O -3o 8e,O -5u 8e,O -84 8e,O -7g gs,O -5a gs,O 9c gs,O 7g gs,O 5k gs,B 1sa 210 n1,B 1l4 260 pa,B -u 130 1h7,B 18n 1q9 11o,B 24e 1cm mg,O a vi,O 18 vi,O 26 vi,O 34 vi,O 42 vi,O 50 vi,O 5u vi