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Subject: 22x pioneer open can 350mW red laser diode heatsin
« Date: Yesterday at 11:25pm » having trouble posting this in the laser>red laser section of the forum. can you help?
hi newbie here . would this be a good diode to make a sweet high power burner?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320215031688&indexURL =1&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting
Thanx for any input. $59 New
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Not a very good way of starting a business... spamming forums... we just might have to raid your phone # +1(817)7274322
 

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Just ignore all the spamming, c0ld will take care of it.
If a spam thread is started, then just drown it with funny pics. ;D
 

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LOLZMFAO ROTFLMAO:

Hiya liang nui!
Hi liang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure liang jai!
Jump in!

* I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.

Come on bb, let's go drink tea.

I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me.

I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.

You're so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.

Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.

Repeat *

Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ooh ooh

Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
I can do some kung-fu, I have loads of bamboo.

Come jump in, let's play pool, cruise around just again,
Look and stare, dye your hair, rent some movies.

Gung jai mein, I'm jook seng, I go to the library
Bot paw girls are so jean, you can say I grow string beans.

Repeat*

Oh, that guy, kui tai mut gwai?
Well liang nui, I'll use my martial arts.
Oh I love you liang jai!
 

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Coca Cola's first version of its Chinese name was different from the one it presently uses. Unfortunately, the Company found the people interpreted its first choice as "Bite the wax tadpole [[ch34636][ch34636][ch21827][ch34593]]" or "Female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then settled with Ke Kou Ke Le [[ch21487][ch21475][ch21487][ch27138]] , which translates literally as "tasty, can make you happy" or very loosely as "so mouth-watering it makes you happy."

Pepsi didn't fare much later with the translation of its "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" slogan. In Taiwan, it became "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."*

The KFC slogan "Finger- lickin' good" was interpreted as "Eat your fingers off.*"

And Americans talk about the inscrutable Asians?

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Two brothers lived together.  The elder one was named Daniu  [[ch22823][ch29275] or Big Bull]; the younger one was named Xiaoniu [[ch23567][ch29275], Little Bull). Daniu was illiterate but Xiaoniu could read and write.  A very beautiful girl lived in the apartment opposite their back window.  Each of the brothers would secretly watch her every day but were afraid to approach her.  Finally, Daniu shared his secret with Xiaoniu and asked for his help in writing the girl a love letter on his behalf.  Xiaoniu was filled with jealousy but, knowing that his brother could not read, decided to sabotage the message. He wrote the short note and threw it across the window into the girl's apartment. The note said: "Da niu bi jiao lan" [[ch22823][ch29275][ch27604][ch36611][ch25078], Daniu is lazier].

To Xiaoniu's surprise, the girl was apparently delighted by the message and immediately started a torrid relationship with his older brother.

Why, you might ask?  The note was written from left to right but the girl had read the note from right to left: "Lan jiao bi niu da" [[ch25078][ch36611][ch27604][ch29275][ch22823], which sounds like "My **** is bigger than a bull's"]


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George:  Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi:  Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George:  Great. Lay it on me.    
Condi:  Hu is the new leader of China.
George:  That's what I want to know.    
Condi:  That's what I'm telling you.    
George:  That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?    
Condi:  Yes.
George:  I mean the fellow's name.  
Condi:  Hu.  
George:  The guy in China.
Condi:  Hu.  
George:  The new leader of China.
Condi:  Hu.  
George:  The Chin aman!  
Condi:  Hu is leading China.    
George:  Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:  I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?  
Condi:  That's the man's name.  
George:  That's who's name?
Condi:  Yes.
George:  Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George:  Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:  That's correct.  
George:  Then who is in China?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George:  Yasser is in China?  
Condi:  No, sir.
George:  Then who is?  
Condi:  Yes, sir.  
George:  Yasser?
Condi:  No, sir.
George:  Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the secretary-general of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi:  Kofi?    
George:  No, thanks.  
Condi:  You want Kofi?
George:  No.  
Condi:  You don't want Kofi.
George:  No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Not Yasser! The guy at the U.N.
Condi:  Kofi?
George:  Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi:  And call who?
George:  Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi:  Hu is the guy in China.
George:  Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George:  And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi:  Kofi.
George:  All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
 (Condi picks up the phone)    
Condi:  Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?



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