Funny Stories Thread

[LRMNmeyer]

Well, post your stories here.
Today when I was walking home from school with my friends, in front of a water tower, in the middle of a field, was a metal detector. Lol or wut? We picked it up, and after walking through the woods, (and my one of my friends using it stupidly) we got out of it, and one out of my three friends had to go. We kept walking, and we got to the point where the other two had to leave, the one carrying the detector started smashing it against a tree, and the little plastic piece flew off. He hit it against the tree a few more times, (with nothing happening) he got impatient and with a HUGE overhand swing, slammed it against the path. Pieces of it flew everywhere, and me (being the electronics geek I am) took the little circuit board with LED's and capicitors. All along I had my camera in my backpack, yet I forgot about it. This doesn't really sound that funny, but I almost died laughing in person.

 

[charleytown55il]

lol. . .???

 

[mikeeey]

there was probably 1.5 million dollars worth of treasure not far away and it was a sign from Chuck that you were supposed to use the metal detector...but what do you do? smash the thing..

 

[LRMNmeyer]

Well I didn't do it, lol.

 

[nikokapo]

Ok, i thought this would be a cool thread



but now, i HATE you



yes, i HATE you



why?

why would you smash a perfectly good piece of electronics into a tree?

if you didnt do it
then why did you let your friend do it?

 

[FireMyLaser]

You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!

 

[nikokapo]

Hell is good.

IDK why everybody hates hell


have i ever told you about my theory?


if you go to hell, you get to be HAPPY


why?

there are PEOPLE in hell

and most people are people like you

BUT there are also people who: go to parties, are lesbians/gays, have FUN @ all, and most important of all, create the funny stories this thread should have



so i consider this thread as HEAVEN

heaven is boring

you have to be polite and nice all the time




what the hell

i wanna see Chuck Norris eating a hippie and throwing him to a volcano, then i want to have some cereal and throw Trix at bunnies.

 

[lasersbee]

Yeah you're right a lot of my old buddies are probably having a HELL of
a good time there... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[LRMNmeyer]

Ok, i thought this would be a cool thread



but now, i HATE you



yes, i HATE you



why?

why would you smash a perfectly good piece of electronics into a tree?

if you didnt do it
then why did you let your friend do it?

Well, I probably couldn't have stopped him if I wanted to, but I will say that it was left out in the rain and was barely working when we found it.

 

[LRMNmeyer]

Another one:
My aunt was talking to someone on the phone, and was going to give her dog a heartworm pill. She reached over and accidently took the pill, probably thinking it was an asprin. "OMG I JUST TOOK MY DOG'S HEARTWORM PILL!" She screamed into the phone. She ended up calling poison control and calling the vet to ask if it would harm her. She also, in some ungodly coincidence, had just applied for a job there.
She didn't get the job.
I submitted this to Reader's Digest in an attempt to make $100. Wish me luck.