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[cd520]

Laser Pointer Aimed Toward Space In 1997 Finally Annoying Planet 13 Light-Years Away | The removed - America's Finest News Source

 

[anselm]

:crackup:
I keep forgetting to check that site more often.

 

[drevil]

hehehe....every once and a while something hilarious like that pops up on the removed.

 

[Cyparagon]

His "face genitalia" must be rather large considering divergence :undecided:

 

[joeyss]

What if it's a 0.000000000001mrad laser?

 

[mfo]

I hate the removed

 

[TTerbo]

What if it's a 0.000000000001mrad laser?

The beam would be 1.23 km wide with that divergeance at the planet 13 light years away...

 

[joeyss]

What if you fired it through a beam expander?

 

[Cyparagon]

Assuming a 1mm 1mrad beam, 0.000000000001mrad would require a 1-trillion times beam expander. 1 trillion mm is 1 million km, or 620,000 miles. The earth is only 7900 miles in diameter, so if you can construct a lens 80 times the size of the earth, more power to you.

 

[joeyss]

Well what do you think they do at area 51?.....

 

[Skeksis]

hahahahahahahaha WTF !!! Very funny