Ok long ago in a state far far away, two students took a road trip on a motorcycle to the very small town of Lincoln, MT. (yes unibomber town) on thier way to the town, they had to go over a large mountainous pass. On the top of the pass, these two students saw a vehicle parked on a side road (used for hiking and cross country skiiing) and thought nothing of it. The students arrived many hours later in the small town with high hopes of hookin up with some desperate woman and having some fun. Alas that plan did not work and they ended up sleeping in a bed in a hotel that had crabs on it. After waking the next morning and returning they again found the same vehicle sitting in it's place. Thinkin larcenous thoughts about theft of car stereo's or other valuables, the two students approached the vehicle. It was then they noticed the vacuum hose running from the tailpipe to the back window. The gentleman in the driver seat was sadly dead, and had been for MANY hours. We saw a 6 pack of alcohol and sleeping pills that he had downed. So apparently the man was determined to finish the job completely. The students proceeded to go down the pass to a small house and called the highway patrol. The day ended with being incarcerated on charges of drinking under age.
