1.) 532mn is the exact color of my wifes eyes, so I told her that every time I used it I would think of her.
2.) I told her it would make a WONDERFUL birthday present.
3.) The bright light would scare away attacking aliens if they ever came in our yard.
4.) When the neighbors get too loud and wild in their fancy swimming pool next door, I have just the thing to scare the heck out them. Maybe they will shut up!
5.) I told my wife that I have 50 AAA batteries that I have absolutely no use for. Now I can use up those suckers.
6.) Our animals are fat. I can use the <5mw one to exercise them.
7.) When we go birdwatching and she says, where EXACTLY is that bird, i can show her.
8.) We use to hate foggy days and nights, now we will look forward to them.
9.) People will say, wow, that is bright, and I can say, yeah for $5000 you can have one too! Then we will watch their jaws drop!
10.) Because she knows how much new toys makes me happy!
Thanks honey for the present!
Neo
2.) I told her it would make a WONDERFUL birthday present.
3.) The bright light would scare away attacking aliens if they ever came in our yard.
4.) When the neighbors get too loud and wild in their fancy swimming pool next door, I have just the thing to scare the heck out them. Maybe they will shut up!
5.) I told my wife that I have 50 AAA batteries that I have absolutely no use for. Now I can use up those suckers.
6.) Our animals are fat. I can use the <5mw one to exercise them.
7.) When we go birdwatching and she says, where EXACTLY is that bird, i can show her.
8.) We use to hate foggy days and nights, now we will look forward to them.
9.) People will say, wow, that is bright, and I can say, yeah for $5000 you can have one too! Then we will watch their jaws drop!
10.) Because she knows how much new toys makes me happy!
Thanks honey for the present!
Neo
She HUMORS me at best....I guess toleration is a blessing sometimes !
