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I met a real hot woman in Rome last summer. She didn't speak much English but that didn't matter, she was real hot. We hit it off real good and agreed to share a cab to the hotel we were both staying at. We got to the hotel bar and had a couple of drinks, next thing you know we're in bed going...

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him. And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had ***? Tarzan not know *** he replied. Jane explained to him what *** was. Tarzan said ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree. Horrified Jane...

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Arctic. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The Captain and his parrot saw the same shows each week and began to understand how the...

Nice work on the build! Good to know those cyclones missed. Heat and humidity not my favourite either. But the reptiles in Queensland are something of interest to me. Another hobby of mine(used to have a Papuan Taipan in my collection).

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