A custom addon for maniac bikers, for add controls for lights (front, back, top, bottom and sides lights), nitrous oxide igniter, gyrostabilizer, and minigun, for your new bike.
Seriously, or a stick for a flight simulator controller, or, maybe, one of those sticks for control "ultralight" airplanes or copters ?
As youv'e allready admitted this is a bespoke device...i think the guesses are as close as were gonna get so your gonna have to tell us or we'll be here all night
No not an irrigation device. Time for another clue. As a visitor, you put the hose somewhere. But not in your bum. (I grew up in Hayes, Middlesex for awhile)