Now if this was made by bot, I say it's pretty smart one. If it was made by human, I say he's pretty stupid ..
As for OP .. idea of laser protection goggles is to be able to see at least something, but to be protected. So they block part of the spectrum, but not everything.
Goggles for Sun viewing usually block all wavelengths. They would probably protect you against lasers up to decent powers (they usually pas 1/10000 of the light) .. but you would not be able to see anything with them. So goggles which block all the light would be same as useful (or useless).
There is another risk .. laser protection goggles must sustain direct hit with focused laser for some time .. eclipse viewing goggles usually use thin plastic foil covered with thin metal layer. It is possible they would burn through very fast.
So yeah, in other words .. they can't be used. You need laser protection goggles specially selected to color and power of your laser.