Haha...good trick

[Proctor]

Haha...I was burning stuff with my laser and I see the missus on the bed home from work in a pair of black pantyhose.

I totally ruined that pair with the laser. It looks like somebody with sharp nails made runs in them and cut them with scissors. All the way down the leg and she didn't even notice until the cut started getting bigger.

But I owe her $5 so she can get a new pair tomorrow morning...jeeze, why do they cost so much?

They certainly do look great and feel great on a ladies legs though.

Ok, enough of my weird rambling. ;D

 

[timelord]

You bad boy ;D ;D

 

[Proctor]

After she took them off I completely annihilated them like they've just been through a nuclear war. ;D

 

[troyboy]

Lol you should've had her keep them for that grungy outdoorsy look!

 

[Proctor]

We could just say she was picking roses for me for valentines day and had a run in with some thorns

 

[troyboy]

;D ;D ;DLOL!!! see? you can always make something turn out romantic! ;D

 

[Proctor]

Haha...I bet she's gonna start wearing white or tan ones so I can't burn them anymore ;D

 

[timelord]

Haha...I bet she's gonna start wearing white or tan ones so I can't burn them anymore  ;D

She learns fast then LOL ;D ;D ;D

 

[laser]

what type of laser did you use? thats pretty funny, but kindof mean. :

 

[Proctor]

what type of laser did you use? thats pretty funny, but kindof mean. :

Envee 120mW

 

[Proctor]

[quote author=Proctor link=1170735896/0#6 date=1170739381]Haha...I bet she's gonna start wearing white or tan ones so I can't burn them anymore ;D

She learns fast then LOL ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]

Yeah, she knows her stuff about lasers. She looks around lasercommunity every once in awhile.

 

[SenKat]

Hey, man - be careful with that thing - don't you know you can burn her thighs - I mean eyes...yeah, EYES that's it ! LOL :

 

[timelord]

And you went there too ;D ;D

 

[Proctor]

Oops...forgot to give her the $5 this morning

She told me on the phone she's gonna take all the hair off my legs with nair while i'm sleeping

 

[timelord]

Oops...forgot to give her the $5 this morning  

She told me on the phone she's gonna take all the hair off my legs with nair while i'm sleeping  

At least she's not gonna use the wax

 

[Proctor]

[quote author=Proctor link=1170735896/0#13 date=1170795464]Oops...forgot to give her the $5 this morning

She told me on the phone she's gonna take all the hair off my legs with nair while i'm sleeping

At least she's not gonna use the wax
[/quote]

Nair BURNS. It's like putting your legs in the way of 1000x 200mW greenies lined up in a row.