The only thing I disagree with your disagreement is on the staring of the dot of a 2w blue laser.
I have a couple of 1w 445nm's and that dot is insanely bright even when reflecting off a flat black surface. Inside a room that might only be 5-10 meters across do you think it would not cause damage to stare at the dot with no protection? I can't even imagine how bright a 2w laser would be.
Someone here had done a test on the reflection of a 1w 445nm beam of a flat white surface, and it was reflecting back about 40mW from a distance of a couple of feet. So then logically the reflection has the potential to throw up to 40mW of blue light into your eyes!
It probably won't permanently blind you, but I've read the stories of people becoming color blind due to the fatigue of the blue sensing portion of the cones due to staring at the dots with the naked eye. Why even run that risk? I prefer to be paranoid in this regard! I only have 2 eyes.
Uhm, yeah, in recent times that someone was me
(I'm sure people have done a similar experiment before, and after me, I just wanted to asses the risk for myself... and did so while wearing certified goggles.)
The results were a bit different though. From two feet away I wasn't getting any reading on a TEC lpm, possibly 1mW. I tried all kinds of stuff lying around the house. Aside from blatantly reflective surfaces (doorknob, piece of glass, mirror, white bathroom tile, glossy plastic) I wasn't able to get a reading at any kind of distance, from a diffuse reflection, from over ~18 inches.
The problem with judging a laser but saying the "laser dot is insanely bright" is our eyes perceive only a very narrow band of energy as light, and even within that space, the perception is now the same. The dot of a 200mW 532nm laser would be a whole lot more unpleasant to look at for example, then say the dot of a 1W 445nm laser.
The difference is even greater when you get toward the edges of the visible spectrum. The dot from a 2W 808nm laser would not appear bright at all. About the same as 3-5mW of 650nm... meaning your cheapie red keychain pointer. At the same time the damage it would do with a direct hit, would be incomparable.
The blue light hazard, that's another issue, and one I can't really comment on.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for safety, but there is safety, and then there is paranoia.