Ask Santa LOL!!!

[timelord]

This is hilarious I dare you to ask Santa something real crude ;D ;D Click herehttp://xmas.glueserv.com/

 

[Rasel]

lol I asked for 'your sister' and I got it a hot girl... ;D


EDIT: did it again but it didn't work.... ;D

 

[ixfd64]

I asked for a 500 mW green laser, and he showed me a picture of green light rays. ;D

 

[disma]

;D I asked for a nuke, and he gave me an Iraqi scud missle launcher! You know the one with the camel in it?! ROFL!

Max

 

[amkdeath]

SANTA SUCKS!!!

he said he didnt have any of those in his sack...

 

[amkdeath]

WTF??? WHAT KINDA 500Watt GREEN LASER IS THIS:

 

[disma]

ok, I asked for a dead horse! LOL! ROFL! ;D

Max

 

[amkdeath]

SANTA SUCKS!!!

he said he didnt have any of those in his sack...

lol I asked for balls

 

[amkdeath]

I asked for 500 bucks, not advertising...

 

[shreknow91]

i asked him to go F**k himself and he showed me a picture of a bunch of tourist waiting in line

hahahahaha

 

[Morepower]

LOL !!  I asked for a p-ussy(meaning cat, obviously ).  Santa pulled out a pic of a kitten and called me a naughty little Elf !!! ;D ;D ;D

 

[pseudonomen137]

Darn! He won't give me cocaine..  ;D

LOL, I went along the same lines:

"Marijuana?"

"Not my apartment I'm afraid... you'll have to speak to the elves"

 

[pseudonomen137]

LOLOLOL!!!! OMG! That is too funny! He got me a nuclear bomb! ;D ;D ;D ;D

"the elves have been working overtime making these"



On another note, he did give me Mrs. Claus.... not sure I really want her though

 

[danielbriggs]

"Well bless my beard - that's a surprising choice!"
Lol

 

[danielbriggs]

Lol, he said: "The kids are going mad for these this year"

 

[danielbriggs]

Ok, I had to do it... I asked for S-to-the-T-to-the-eevvveee and got this reply:

"The elves have been busy with this one"

hahahahaaa