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Happily Tripping Daguin tripped along massively. He was on his way to meet his lover, epic argon laser, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a pony hopping along, carrying a pony in its mouth. Daguin was almost on the ground when he came across a large cake, lying alone on a massive plate...

Ohhhhh, you're good.

Fine then, ill make my own laserchat. With blackjack, and hookers.

I'm Dreaming Of A Massive Christmas It was Christmas Eve. Daguin sat secretly on the floor, sipping massive eggnog. He looked at the epic Harley hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Argon had hung it there, just before they looked at each other epically and then fell into each...

Oh no, my feelings are now hurt. Time to get more epic daguin stories.

The Miracle Of The Pony Daguin hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like an epic argon smash. He loathed it. Every December, Daguin would feel himself getting all epic inside. He refused to put up a Christmas egg, he snapped at anyone massive enough to sing a carol in...

The Battle For The Laser On the floor, Daguin smashed his laser. He had been busy with the laser for hours and now wanted nothing more than a massive cuddle or a massive massage from his lover Argon. He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his old Argon appeared at the door...

An Egg In Time On a strange and old morning, Daguin sat on the floor. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His beard ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Argon to love someone with an invisible ear? Epically, he began to recite a poem he...

Daguin and Argon by William Shakespeare Enter Daguin Argon appears above at a window Daguin: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the laser, and Argon is the pony. Arise, strange pony, and smash the old egg. See, how she leans her ear upon her beard! O, that I were a...

The MASSIVE Stranger The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. daguin strode along the path, making for Huge Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Appropriate Harley, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the...

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You need to install a ground screw to your elbow.

As requested, here is a zip of all the avatars used. http://pingturtle.com/downloads/mlpavatars.zip

There's too many of them. You don't have enough ammo.

Well if you insist... :)

Close to a hundred.

I can zip you the giant folder of avatars I have if you want.