No, when I open a (the right) 9V Battery, I get cells for my first ever Laser Pointer, which has something like 680nm/5mW and costed more than 70,- in 1990 or 1992. This thing uses AAAA battereis, which are found in some alkaline 9V.
For the sarcasm: Its good, much better then in laserfreak.net...