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Krazykarl9

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Just found this letter online that they send out to those who register with their site, make of it what you will

Hi _____!
So you are planning on getting a Wicked Lasers. Maybe you've just ordered it and you're waiting patiently for it to arrive in the mail. In any case, congratulations are in order; here's to your new laser pointer!
But wait...
Now you have an incredibly high powered laser pointer at your disposal, what should you burn first?
Wicked Lasers Survival Course - Tip #1

Before you begin, unscrew the battery cap and stick a couple brand new or fully charged batteries into the laser. Don't know which way they go? Check out the Wicked Lasers Master Guide. Point the laser away from you, slide on your slick LaserShades, and press the button. Oh yeah, let's burn some stuff!
Popping Balloons. Take a deep breath and blow! Fill the balloon until it is decently sized. If the balloon is light colored, use a black sharpie or any black marker and add a black spot. Now aim at the black spot and fire. POP! Try with more balloons, line them up and see how many you can blow up.
Cutting Electrical Tape. Dig around the house and find some black electrical tape. If it's not black, use the same sharpie trick and color it black. Tape one end on the edge of a table, give it some slack, and let the entire roll hang. Melt through the tape until the entire roll falls on the floor.
Lighting Matches. Bust out the sharpie one more time and color the tip of the match black. Now, with the match in one hand, and your laser in another, aim the laser beam at the crown of the match. Amazing huh? Be careful not to put the laser too close to the match though.
Have you ever burned anything with a magnifying glass when you were a little kid? Well, the same theory applies to lasers. The magnifying glass can focus the laser beam giving you even more burning power! Try it!
Now, explore around the house and see what else you can torch. If you spent all day burning and melting and it's already dark outside. Check out the laser beam in the night sky. Can you see the end of it? Crazy huh? I bet the laser was everything you imagined it to be.
If you haven't gotten a Wicked Lasers yet, we want to help you save! We also have a bunch of fun accessories such as protective eye goggles, optical lenses, laser stands, and the list goes on. Check those out on WickedLasers.com and begin saving by taking 5% off your first order. I know how important it is to stay within budget so take advantage of this cool money saver. You'll love the one-of-a-kind laser products we have on our site.
Enjoy!!!
 

Eudaimonium

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Hi _____!
So you are planning on getting a Wicked Lasers. Maybe you've just ordered it and you're waiting patiently for it to arrive in the mail. In any case, congratulations are in order; here's to your new laser pointer!

That's just adding insult to injury.
Before you begin, unscrew the battery cap and stick a couple brand new or fully charged batteries into the laser. Don't know which way they go? Check out the Wicked Lasers Master Guide.

Popping Balloons....
Cutting Electrical Tape...
Lighting Matches...

If you haven't gotten a Wicked Lasers yet, we want to help you save!

Check those out on WickedLasers.com and begin saving by taking 5% off your first order. I know how important it is to stay within budget so take advantage of this cool money saver.


It all looks like one of those advertisements for squirt guns, acted all cheerful and playful, aimed at 10 year old kids.

In short, my opinion...
 
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Jaseth

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They keep on claiming they only sell lasers to people over 18.
Why is it then that they hire a 13 year old, sell and give this 13 year old several high power lasers.. and then send out a message which looks like it was written by this kid, for other kids?

It's like they meant for this message to be spoken by a character from My Little Pony.
 
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Krazykarl9

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My favorite part was
Have you ever burned anything with a magnifying glass when you were a little kid? Well, the same theory applies to lasers. The magnifying glass can focus the laser beam giving you even more burning power! Try it!
Way to promote safety there, and not one mention of how dangerous these really are.


What's the first thing you should think of according to them?
Now you have an incredibly high powered laser pointer at your disposal, what should you burn first?
 
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