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What's your fine?

Asherz

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Hi, this is going round facebook and thought it would be a laugh on here :)

Warning: There is references to sex and drugs involved.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Stranger -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £150
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had a sexual experience with the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Stolen your best friends partner £50
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had unprotected anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
 





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(I'm old and it was the 60's)

You didn't say what your fine was ;)

Peace,
dave
 

Asherz

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Ah thats impressive Dave, don't think I've seen one that high yet! lol. I totted up around £320? I'm 16 :)

Also sorry I forgot about the whole multi national countries and currencies, it's an english group so it's all in pounds, and no you can't convert to dollars and get a higher fine! :p
 

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Ah thats impressive Dave, don't think I've seen one that high yet! lol. I totted up around £320? I'm 16 :)

You're young yet. You still have plenty of time to be bad. :eg:


Although I'm not sure the 60's will come again ;)


Peace,
dave
 
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Yikes not getting in on this one lol


ok ok 1065.60
 
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Jaseth

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£750.60
And I am 19.. hmm not as bad as I had expected.

Seb

EDIT: Why is acid/pills only £5 when weed is £10? About 80% of the people I know have tried smoking weed at some point while only.. 1-2% have done acid or pills. Weed is not immediately lethal either.
 
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Asherz

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And I am 19.. hmm not as bad as I had expected.

Seb

EDIT: Why is acid/pills only £5 when weed is £10? About 80% of the people I know have tried smoking weed at some point while only.. 1-2% have done acid or pills. Weed is not immediately lethal either.

Yea I'm not to sure on that one either, as a teen in school you get exposed to weed quite a bit... acid and pills how ever aren't quite so popular, I know very few that have done them, and if they have it was a one of thing.
 

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I have a few questions open for opinions.. it may change my fine drastically.

1) Is it having sex for money if you do it to save money?
2) Is it drinking and driving if you are are below the limit but have still been drinking?
3) Is it a threesome if you only go all the way with one of them?
 
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There's an answer which all of us men will have to undoubtedly add.

Also, some stuff is missing, why a church? Why not a sinagogue :p? I never entered a church so there's no way I could've had sex in one.









Also, the game
 

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I agree Niko.. I think only Catholic priests would have sex in a church, and then they would probably also be ticking off the "Had sex with someone under the age accepted" plus "Had a sexual experience with the same sex".

I wouldn't have trouble having sex in a church, but then again.. why would I bother driving all the way in there when I have a perfectly comfortable king size bed? The only time I could imagine sex in church would be at a wedding. I only go there for weddings and funerals, and I'm not that sick.

Also, I hate you Niko. Why do you always have to make me lose the game, just when I am happy? :(

I think we need to do a spiced up version of this test, just in case we have some serious nut jobs in here. What about "Killed someone, £400", "Had sex with teacher's son/daughter, £50", "Blackmailed someone, £65", etc etc.?
 
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I agree Niko.. I think only Catholic priests would have sex in a church, and then they would probably also be ticking off the "Had sex with someone under the age accepted" plus "Had a sexual experience with the same sex".

I wouldn't have trouble having sex in a church, but then again.. why would I bother driving all the way in there when I have a perfectly comfortable king size bed? The only time I could imagine sex in church would be at a wedding. I only go there for weddings and funerals, and I'm not that sick.

Also, I hate you Niko. Why do you always have to make me lose the game, just when I am happy? :(

I think we need to do a spiced up version of this test, just in case we have some serious nut jobs in here. What about "Killed someone, £400", "Had sex with teacher's son/daughter, £50", "Blackmailed someone, £65", etc etc.?

Yup, all of my friends pay for private rooms in hotels... I have two rooms here (just for me) :D Sadly I can't do anything right now because of that freaking leg.


It's not my fault that you're curious enough to read the small letter disguised in my post :p You made me lose too.
 
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Dave you sure were adventurous back in the day.

I'm 45 so I have had plenty of time to frak up.

I'm sure I went streaking in the 60's, but only because I took my diaper off.


How much should the fine be for molesting the babysitter?? (the babysitter your mom hired)
 
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