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I just thought you guys might get a mild kick out of my experience. I was flying out to MacWorld in January, eager to show my friend my home-made blu-rays...
I'm at the airport... I have my laptop in my suitcase with two little black project boxes... each measuring 1 by 2 by 3 inches... guess what they are... Of course, my blu-ray pointers.
I call the TSA guy over when I hand them the bag (they're visible in this small airport) and say, hey, this is what these 2 black boxes are. They are taped together so you can see inside them without taking the screws out... This is why this laser is "special" but it is legal, etc... So they say OK, we'll bear that in mind...
So they take my laptop out, and swipe it with the cotton bomb-sniffer thingies. Ding ding ding. Positive for TNT!!!
So they x-ray the laptop and all is well. Now they turn their attention on my lasers! 1, 2, 3 TSA supervisors get called over. Each asking me what these things are, my SSN, address, where I'm going, what I do... 3 cops come walking up and ask me the same thing... They are satisfied I'm not a threat fairly quickly and leave without incident... Finally the guy they've been waiting for that "knows electronics pretty well" shows up... He's TSA, but his shirt is different. It just says "BAO"
He goes over and starts taking pictures of my lasers... I hit google on my iPhone...
Oh, super, BAO stands for Bomb Assessment Officer.
So by this time, he's not liking the project boxes or the toggle switches or the momentary pushbuttons, or really anything about them. I have now missed my flight and they stick me on a later one. No biggie.
I can't take the lasers in my checked luggage, though, so I had to UPS them.
So when I get back for my later flight, they go up with me to make sure everything is OK... my other laptop and my hands test positive for explosives! Still not sure why.
Finally the BAO guy came over and I lightly joked about the paperwork he was going to have to do. I said I was sorry, that I had tried to make it easier for them to check them out by not screwing the cases together and knew not to even TRY to take it as carry on... His only words were something to the effect of "next time, just remember..." I cut in and said, "Oh.. no doubt... FEDEX!" He just nodded and walked off.
So I had a fun story to tell at the convention I went to!
But wait, there's more!
I get back a few days later after a red-eye flight on a Sunday morning... FBI Joint Terror Task Force waiting for me at the gate!!!
They were actually pretty cool and nice about everything. Trying to figure out how the hell I tripped the sensors and what I tend to play with at home... (Fertilizers? Heart meds? Ordnance? (No to all..))
So anyway, they check me out a bit, making sure I'm not carrying anything weird with me, and I haven't ever really heard back from them.
Just so I make it clear, I'm not complaining about anything. The TSA guys were professional, and in my opinion, pretty reasonable about the whole thing. The Task Force guys when I got back, were even nicer.
I'm at the airport... I have my laptop in my suitcase with two little black project boxes... each measuring 1 by 2 by 3 inches... guess what they are... Of course, my blu-ray pointers.
I call the TSA guy over when I hand them the bag (they're visible in this small airport) and say, hey, this is what these 2 black boxes are. They are taped together so you can see inside them without taking the screws out... This is why this laser is "special" but it is legal, etc... So they say OK, we'll bear that in mind...
So they take my laptop out, and swipe it with the cotton bomb-sniffer thingies. Ding ding ding. Positive for TNT!!!
So they x-ray the laptop and all is well. Now they turn their attention on my lasers! 1, 2, 3 TSA supervisors get called over. Each asking me what these things are, my SSN, address, where I'm going, what I do... 3 cops come walking up and ask me the same thing... They are satisfied I'm not a threat fairly quickly and leave without incident... Finally the guy they've been waiting for that "knows electronics pretty well" shows up... He's TSA, but his shirt is different. It just says "BAO"
He goes over and starts taking pictures of my lasers... I hit google on my iPhone...
Oh, super, BAO stands for Bomb Assessment Officer.
So by this time, he's not liking the project boxes or the toggle switches or the momentary pushbuttons, or really anything about them. I have now missed my flight and they stick me on a later one. No biggie.
I can't take the lasers in my checked luggage, though, so I had to UPS them.
So when I get back for my later flight, they go up with me to make sure everything is OK... my other laptop and my hands test positive for explosives! Still not sure why.
Finally the BAO guy came over and I lightly joked about the paperwork he was going to have to do. I said I was sorry, that I had tried to make it easier for them to check them out by not screwing the cases together and knew not to even TRY to take it as carry on... His only words were something to the effect of "next time, just remember..." I cut in and said, "Oh.. no doubt... FEDEX!" He just nodded and walked off.
So I had a fun story to tell at the convention I went to!
But wait, there's more!
I get back a few days later after a red-eye flight on a Sunday morning... FBI Joint Terror Task Force waiting for me at the gate!!!
They were actually pretty cool and nice about everything. Trying to figure out how the hell I tripped the sensors and what I tend to play with at home... (Fertilizers? Heart meds? Ordnance? (No to all..))
So anyway, they check me out a bit, making sure I'm not carrying anything weird with me, and I haven't ever really heard back from them.
Just so I make it clear, I'm not complaining about anything. The TSA guys were professional, and in my opinion, pretty reasonable about the whole thing. The Task Force guys when I got back, were even nicer.