The Crazy stuff You find on Ebay

[CurtisOliver]

Yep, that’s what I thought.

 

[Alaskan]

WARNING: Avoid this one, I sent one benign message thinking she would get a kick out of seeing her ebay listing being discussed and get this response:

edit: Deleted photo, vulgar language, I just realized that wasn't appropriate, not too terrible language, but bad enough to have second thoughts.

 

[ArcticDude]

WARNING: Avoid this one, I sent one benign message thinking she would get a kick out of seeing her ebay listing being discussed and get this response:

:crackup:

 

[Alaskan]

I was just having fun, I know Curtis would never go visit her, thought she might like it, instead I get kicked in the head. Maybe someone else primed her with a rude email earlier.

 

[paul1598419]

I rather doubt her claim of having a graduate degree in engineering and going for a masters. Probably just a shop worn whore trying to make some money.

 

[Alaskan]

Yea, probably is, just a way of not looking like one to eBay.

 

[diachi]

1. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Date-with-College-Girl/142727039541?hash=item213b31ca35:g:WnMAAOSwImRadMre

Virginia, eh? Maybe we can all chip in and get Lazerman121 a date :crackup:

WARNING: Avoid this one, I sent one benign message thinking she would get a kick out of seeing her ebay listing being discussed and get this response:

http://ibb.co/mWsqaS

On seconds thoughts, maybe not. Begone THOT! What did you say to her?

 

[Deleted member 16589]

Virginia, eh? Maybe we can all chip in and get Lazerman121 a date :crackup:

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Random Useless characters

 

[Alaskan]

Ha..., how'd you see that so fast.

 

[diachi]

Ha..., how'd you see that so fast.

I linked him on Discord.

Lazerman said to said "Discord you chump!" :crackup:

What'd you say?

 

[Alaskan]

She's hot, but not worth the trouble... void, void...... I find attractive women quickly stop being so when they open their mouths some times.

 

[CurtisOliver]

:crackup: What made you decide to do that Chris?
I woke up this morning to find you’ve messaged her on eBay!

 

[Alaskan]

Just thought she would get a kick out of how far flung her eBay listing went, with ability to come see for herself, didn't think she would take it badly. If she really had a degree as she stated, I doubt she would be so flinchy, likely would not have made the listing in the first place, I thought I was dealing with an adult, nope!

 

[CurtisOliver]

She was quick to insult. We didn’t dish out any insults. The only thing I said was that I wouldn’t go abroad for a girl flogging herself. She can’t deny it, that is what she is doing on eBay.

 

[Alaskan]

I guess she came here, my impression was she didn't read much, because I was offering to pay for part of your ticket, which I would have been good for but as I said earlier, I had about a 1% expectation you would do that, in the same city it's still questionable

 

[vortish]

1. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Ear-care-Earwax-Candles-Hollow-Beeswax-10-inch-bakers-dozen-13-count/332599769569?hash=item4d707db9e1:g:zVsAAOSw1utas8f8

2. https://www.ebay.com/itm/SA-Japanese-Samurai-Sword-Minamoto-Kiyomaro-Katana-in-Koshirae-69-2-CM/162968141334?hash=item25f1a87e16:g:C-IAAOSwT8Jauq2B

3. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Seattle-Mix-Skittles-RARE/263573469687?hash=item3d5e33f9f7:g:KbgAAOSwfXFaspt4

4. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Iridium-and-platinum-chloride/253514535495?hash=item3b06a4d247:g:O5cAAOSwKJtaqxhz

5. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Huge-Equine-Speculum/190568833376?hash=item2c5ec9a160:g:GVwAAOSw7ThUgEP7:sc:USPSPriority!98837!US!-1

6. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Glass-Penis-Water-Chamber-Pipe-Tobacco-Hookah-6/173237338711?hash=item2855c00257:g:wqkAAOSwIHlaYNuI

7. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Creepy-Rubber-Clown-Doll-Oddity-Scary/112869506183?hash=item1a478bfc87:g:qk8AAOSwL7VWqUMf

8. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Imaginary-Unicorn-Friend/183143964921?hash=item2aa43b20f9:g:Gx4AAOSwlL1atY7O

9. https://www.ebay.com/itm/YiFeng-Stainless-Steel-Bondage-Kalis-Teeth-4-Rows-Ring-Male-Chastity-Device-Z/112890513436?epid=0&hash=item1a48cc881c:g:aREAAOSw2ilamxd6

10. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Wedding-Novelty-Plunger-Yes-Plunger-With-Rice/321959460488?hash=item4af6477e88:g:agoAAOSwUdlWdNP1