The Crazy stuff You find on Ebay

[CurtisOliver]

1. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Date-with-College-Girl/142727039541?hash=item213b31ca35:g:WnMAAOSwImRadMre

Shame, number 1 is out for me.
'May not ship to United Kingdom' :crackup:

 

[Alaskan]

Fly west for a weekend

 

[CurtisOliver]

Lol, no where in the shipping terms does it say ship yourself to the item.

 

[Alaskan]

(don't tell her, just be on time for the meet and hope she doesn't stiff you).

 

[CurtisOliver]

And talk without any hint of a british accent and hide my passport and luggage.

 

[Alaskan]

Women tend to like the accent on the other side of the pond

 

[CurtisOliver]

True. Fine the accent stays.

 

[Alaskan]

Panda suit needs to stay home.

 

[CurtisOliver]

She might like pandas. :crackup:

 

[Alaskan]

You buy a ticket and have a date with her and as long as you didn't buy an expensive ticket, I'll kick in 25%.

 

[CurtisOliver]

Lol, just joking Chris.
Never been to the US before, and don't intend my first visit to be for a girl flogging a date on eBay.

 

[Alaskan]

Cheap excuse

 

[CurtisOliver]

Lol.

 

[Alaskan]

I’m joking too, but if you just wanted a reason to come take a look at the states, I’m good for that portion of an economy RT ticket.

 

[CurtisOliver]

Thanks Chris, I appreciate that.
One day, I will definitely visit the states. And a meetup would be nice, depending whether you're there yourself or not.

 

[Alaskan]

More likely to find me elsewhere the way my life is going