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Tales from the chat line or "Nobody gets out alive

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Howdy folks! I decided to take this WL shit to the streets. Here's the low down:

John: Hello, welcome to Wickedlasers. How can I help you today?

You: Hi, I’ve been like your best customer ever. I stuck with you through thick and thin
and gave your company important advice that made WL what it is today and now
it’s all screwed up because you have rules that are wrong and you should change
that right now because you’re lying to the customers and deceiving everybody and
posting fake posts about the spyder being good an…

John: OK….is there something wrong with your laser?

You: NO! There’s nothing wrong with my laser! I need… I need, uh….

John: Yes?

You: Um, why did you delete Psuedo’s post? I thought it was very well-written and
coherent so…

John: hey, HEY!!!!!! Watch it, buddy!

You: Sorry, I meant well-written and “concise”, so I wanted to know why you deleted it... oh, and and also
BTW I need to be unbanned.

John: Say what?

You: I need to be unbanned so I can join the new contests!!!! I haven’t ever won
anything from WL and I’m your best customer ever!

John: I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about forum bans…I don’t even work in
that department. How about I send you some Wicked balloons and Wicked
matches?

You: I DON’T WANNA BALLOON! I WANNA TALK TO STEVE!!! GET
STEVE!!!

John: OK OK! Calm down. I’ll get Steve. Just hold on a second.

Steve: This better be quick. Who the hell is this loser? “You”? What kind of a name
is that?

John: Er, this is another one of those whiners from Laser Ponter Foru……

Steve: hey, HEY!!!!! Watch it, buddy!

John: Sorry boss. I meant another one of those whiners from the “other forum”

Steve: So?

You: So I wanna be unbanned! I wanna be a Laser Community member and enter all your new contests!

Steve: Is that all? No problem! Consider yourself unbanned!

You: Really? Oh, thank you Steve! Thank you John! I’m gonna go on LC and start kissing ass right now!
Bye-bye!

Steve: Bye!

John: *mmmff

Steve: *snicker*

John: *snork*

Steve: Put a block on his entire IP quadrant and leave it there.

John: Done. so….what do you want to do now?

Steve: I got an idea, listen, go over there and open that window all the way.

John: But boss, we’re on the 11th floor! Isn’t that dangerous?

Steve: Don’t worry, just open the goddamn window. Yeah, that’s fine. OK, you have a Core laser on you?

John: Yeah, here you go.

Steve: Thanks. Now watch this. HEY PROCTER!!! Get your ass over here!

Procter: Yes, boss?

Steve: See this laser here? You like it? Do you? Do you want it?

Procter: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

Steve: then…….GO!!!! Go get it! Run! Run! Hurry before it goes out the window!

Procter: YEAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa.......*splat*

John: Too funny! So now what?

Steve: I guess I’ll go over to accounting and give that new girl a “performance review”.

John: You mean that one with the big…..

Steve: hey, HEY!!!! Watch it, buddy!!!
 

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SenKat

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Re: Tales from the chat line or "Nobody gets out a

OMFG.....YOU, my friend...have WAY too damned much time on your hands ! LOL !!!
 

Aseras

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Re: Tales from the chat line or "Nobody gets out a

I started reading this and I thought it was real...
 

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Re: Tales from the chat line or "Nobody gets out a

same here ;D ,

untill it became a multi people chat with people jumping out buildings for a WL Core.. :-/
 

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HAHAHAHA awesome post. I was going for it :)
 

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hehe def way too much time.... Hmm reminds me of the days when ppl used to fake IRC logs to us opers to get us to kick ppl off the servers and stuff........
 

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Nah , that is real for sure. That is exactly what Proctor would say and do ;D ;D

Jase
 

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That is sooo funny.
That's probably what it's like there ;D
 

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ha ha ha! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 

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That's some funny stuff! You really got me intrigued about half way through that! ;D

--DDL
 




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