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Sharks annoying you?  Fight back!

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Do you like to swim? Are you sick and tired of being attacked by sharks?

Get the upper hand(or stump) on this cold blooded eating machine!

This amazing picture...



shows how YOU can fight back using science and technology.

Some companies will only sell you their lowly green units! We upgrade you to 552nm!!

That's 20nm included at no extra charge!!

When all the other swimmers are yelling and screaming in bloodcurdling horror, you will be laughing all the way back to the beach.

POWER!!

This device is so powerful(like the man who purchases it) that other men will respect you and women will swoon in your presence.
Our sceintist.....cyeintist....our lab tech has personally tested this unit and vouched for its craftsmanship.

There is no need for you or someone you know to test this device with a so-called LaserCheck or FieldMaster. The tremendous energy of the laser is far too strong for those and overwhelms the sensors in them so that they would only show a few mW at best(testing laser yourself also voids the warranty)

When we tried to test it OURSELVES, the beam exited the lab, went through a wall, broke through the chain link fence and vaporized a cow who happened to be grazing in a nearby pasture.

So in conclusion our anti-shark laser is the only logical defense against these(oceanologists now say 400 per every man woman and child) evil eating machines.

Purchase in the next 10 minutes and we will throw in a FREE blue anti-tiger laser. We have used them around our factory and so far NO tigers have attacked us, yet.

****** Disclaimer: Purchaser may not seek refund if the shipping box has been opened or if non-standard "Anti-shark brand batteries are not used". Unit may not be returned if submerged in water deeper than 6 inches or handled by more than one person or exposed to sunlight.

http://cgi1.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MakeTrack&item=130151764451&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:us

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Re: Sharks annoying you?  Fight back!

OMFG...I am surprised...no, STUNNED that it isn't marketed by WL, or TL !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
 

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Re: Sharks annoying you?  Fight back!

I thought that they were supposed to be attached to sharks heads? :)
 

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Here's why this makes all those red lasers seem like toys.
1. To start with, this is an infinitely more powerful beam.

mhmm...
 

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Re: Sharks annoying you?  Fight back!

testing this laser voids the waranty
LOL really? ;D
overwhelms the sensors in them so that they would only show a few mW at best
yea, that's prolly what the laser actually is outputting ;Dyour auction says it's 5mw???
went through a wall, broke through the chain link fence and vaporized a cow who happened to be grazing in a nearby pasture
aha we believe you! not!
we will through in a FREE blue anti-tiger laser
what? a blue LED? ;D ;D

LOL is this guy for real?????
;D
 
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I was searching for a hidden gem amongst all the laser riffraff on eBay and found this.

I of course being the smart ass ... err I mean smart buttocks that I am had to embellish it just a bit with my own humor.

Here's hoping all future scams will be so easy to detect.

Kwiz.
 

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Re: Sharks annoying you?  Fight back!

Oh my god.. that is insanely funny. I love all the stuff about vaporizing cows and how evil sharks are. and how theres 400 sharks for every man woman and child. It makes me laugh really hard but at the same time, im a bit pissed off. ill bet someone who has never bought a laser before will buy it, and shine it at a shark or something, and blind it, or just make it super mad. maybe it does repel sharks, but im not going to test it!
 




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