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Funny convo i had today.


[14:35] poe4023: sup rob
[14:35] rangedunits1: rob?
[14:35] poe4023: yeah whats up man
[14:35] rangedunits1: I aint rob.
[14:35] poe4023: so we still up for today?
[14:35] poe4023: rob dont do that
[14:35] rangedunits1: ???
[14:35] poe4023: u try to tell me youre not rob everytime
[14:35] poe4023: its old
[14:35] poe4023: so u coming or not?
[14:35] rangedunits1: who are you?
[14:35] poe4023: ....rob it isnt funny anymore
[14:36] rangedunits1: Yeah i am comming, haha i got you.
[14:36] poe4023: listen rob, you need to grow up
[14:36] rangedunits1: Im older than you.
[14:36] poe4023: good i dont want to go alone
[14:36] poe4023: i know you are rob
[14:36] rangedunits1: I forgot, where we going?
[14:36] poe4023: why do you think we hang out?
[14:36] poe4023: your place
[14:36] rangedunits1: So you want me to pickup you to come back home?
[14:37] poe4023: remember? you put up the post that you wanted a sweet 12 year old boy so here i am
[14:37] poe4023: so did u get the dildos?
[14:37] rangedunits1: Yeah, from dealexreme
[14:37] poe4023: ok
[14:37] poe4023: ill bring my dog too
[14:37] rangedunits1: Theyre cheap
[14:37] poe4023: i think my doggy is anxious, he wants to go again
[14:38] poe4023: i alrdy fucked him twice today
[14:38] rangedunits1: Thats bad.
[14:38] poe4023: and he alrdy wants to again
[14:38] poe4023: yeah i know
[14:38] poe4023: hes so greedy
[14:38] poe4023: its cool though
[14:38] rangedunits1: Bad dog
[14:38] rangedunits1: slap him
[14:38] poe4023: since hes a small little sheltie its so easy to stick him on my dick
[14:39] poe4023: sometimes i put him on and spin him around
[14:39] poe4023: i think i drilled his anus open at least 15 centimetres wider
[14:39] rangedunits1: Haha thats was funny
[14:39] poe4023: huh?
[14:39] rangedunits1: I remember it from last time.
[14:39] poe4023: his anus?
[14:39] rangedunits1: Duh.
[14:39] poe4023: but rob you havent fucked him yet
[14:39] poe4023: thats why im bringing him over
[14:39] rangedunits1: Try my dog.
[14:40] poe4023: no your dog sucks
[14:40] poe4023: u ever finger a dog b4?
[14:40] rangedunits1: Nope
[14:40] poe4023: missing out
[14:40] rangedunits1: il try it
[14:40] rangedunits1: when ur comming ?
[14:40] poe4023: maybe around 7
[14:40] rangedunits1: so should i pickup u?
[14:40] poe4023: no i got my own ride
[14:41] poe4023: so do u want those pics of my dick now?
[14:41] rangedunits1: What car?
[14:41] poe4023: i got em right here
[14:41] rangedunits1: Its fine, i got my own
[14:41] poe4023: i never sent them to you b4?
[14:41] rangedunits1: Patience is a virtue.
[14:41] poe4023: youre acting weird rob
[14:41] poe4023: last night you were all excited about the ass fucking
[14:41] poe4023: now you seem impartial
[14:41] rangedunits1: Im excited, you know.
[14:41] poe4023: its not like im the fbi or anything
[14:42] poe4023: u ever fuck a german shepard?
[14:42] poe4023: thats pretty nice
[14:42] rangedunits1: i have an english sheep dog
[14:42] poe4023: they got those big long legs
[14:42] poe4023: eh
[14:42] poe4023: not hot enuff
[14:42] rangedunits1: I like the fluffy
[14:43] poe4023: the fluff is no good, when i lube up and go in fluffy dogs tend to shed onto my dick getting their hair stuck all over it, once a hair went into my urethra
[14:43] rangedunits1: cool
[14:43] poe4023: u ever make a dogs ass bleed?
[14:43] rangedunits1: Id like to
[14:43] rangedunits1: Thats why you bring it over.
[14:43] poe4023: last time i made out with my dog beforehand
[14:43] rangedunits1: Was it painful?
[14:44] poe4023: stuck my tongue down his throat, its nice cuz he has this little mouth so its real easy to get your whole tongue down there
[14:44] poe4023: and he doesent mind your tongue in his ass either
[14:44] rangedunits1: We can meet at Mcdonald around 7pm and then come up party at my home.
[14:44] poe4023: u gotta be careful though and not to do it when he wants to go outside and dump
[14:44] poe4023: i tried to stick my cock in his ear since hes got these big fluffy ears
[14:44] poe4023: but i dont think he liked it
[14:45] rangedunits1: Thats not cool
[14:45] poe4023: last time when i came in his eye he got pissed
[14:45] poe4023: i think hes blind now
[14:45] rangedunits1: Make sure he not bite you.
[14:45] poe4023: he snarled at me so i smacked him with the remote control
[14:45] poe4023: beat the shit out of that dog
[14:45] rangedunits1: I would have just cockslap him.
[14:45] poe4023: well i didnt want him biting my dick
[14:46] rangedunits1: il pick you up tonight, whats ur adress again?
[14:46] rangedunits1: Im on the road atm..
[14:47] poe4023: thats too bad
[14:47] poe4023: so how are you on the internet
[14:47] rangedunits1: Iphone :D
[14:47] rangedunits1: Im in the KFC Drive-In.
[14:47] poe4023: http://www.l*****/images/canine/Neuter/neuticles1.jpg
[14:47] poe4023: whaddya think of those
[14:47] rangedunits1: They are weird.
[14:48] poe4023: pretty tight
[14:48] rangedunits1: Look like wolves
[14:48] poe4023: http://upload.*****/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Hodendrehung_Post-OP.jpg
[14:48] poe4023: how bout those ones
[14:48] rangedunits1: Amarite?
[14:49] poe4023: never heard of that dog breed
[14:49] poe4023: http://*****.com/summer02crackers/mrc2222.jpg
[14:49] poe4023: ok that is a cute dog
[14:49] rangedunits1: I preffer fluffy dog
[14:49] rangedunits1: They nice to cuddle.
[14:50] poe4023: nah fluffy dogs suck dick
[14:50] poe4023: short hairs are easier to bone
[14:50] rangedunits1: oh my cat comming over ther
[14:51] poe4023: i gotta head out bro but ill dog fuck l8r sk8r
[14:51] rangedunits1: Oh dude let me pickup u, we will go to movie
[14:51] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
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[14:45] poe4023: last time when i came in his eye he got pissed
[14:45] poe4023: i think hes blind now
HAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D
 
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FireMyLaser said:
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ROFL
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I was talking with you when it happened... i was also watching southpark1305...
This probably a 4chan joke...

-Greg
 

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Some kid in the reptile store was reciting that episode while I was getting mice.
 







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