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ArcticMyst Security by Avery

No food or water for 70 years






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What a load of bull****.

What the hell did he live off then, air ?

Some things are supernatural and everything, but this is bullsh't.
I mean, look at description. "...hasn't eaten...blah blah... still in PERFECT HEALTH"
What the hell was he doing in hospital bed , then?

If anybody could master the universe secrets, learn to draw power from higher energy bands or sometihng, I don't think they would brag about it.
 
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Nobody does. So what is the big deal?

Some guy wants attention.
I can say that I can ...
See and understand multidimensional spaces.
Nobody would be able to prove me right or wrong as you cannot film it happen.

Same as this.

Pure BS.
 

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I have an uncle who used to believe the small, fuel efficient Japanese car he bought back in the 80's got over 100 mpg. No one ever told him that his coworkers were messing with him and adding a half gallon of gas to his car every day. It would be funny if this were somehow the same kind of situation, but I dont think it would be possible to feed a person without them being aware and have it go on for 70 years.
 
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1 word....enema.
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I am powered by alcohol and caffeine and haven't eaten anything not soaked in oil in over 5 years!

Also, I wish someone would add gas to my car as a joke, they usually take it out as a "joke"
 
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The only other theory I can think of is...
I think he's getting his energy topped off with photons...:whistle:
Maybe coherent photons...:D

Jerry
 
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The only other theory I can think of is...
I think he's getting his energy topped off with photons...:whistle:
Maybe coherent photons...:D

Jerry
Photosyntesis?

Now that you've mentioned it, he does look like a plant actually...


:crackup:
 
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:crackup::crackup:.... ROFLMAO....:crackup:

Jerry
It's not like I lied, did I? :D

We make jokes here, what if they are actually true?
Look at the guy. Photosynthesis and god knows what else is he doing.

[/sarcasam]

Nah, I really believe this is total BS.
As I said, once your awareness level reaches such a level , you are not dumb enough to brag about your abilities.
 
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put em in a padded cell for a week with nothing but a laser and see if he tries to drink the battery acid :D
 

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Photosynthesis...

Well, he'd be green then too, right?

Kidding aside: there is a good reason animals have never developed photosynthesis, even if it were biologically feasible. You'd need a huge area to power yourself. For a human, think 10 square meters of light collecting area to sustain basic metabolism. Obviously you wouldn't be going anywhere if you were that large, which is a problem, since you'd still need water.
 
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Well, he'd be green then too, right?

Kidding aside: there is a good reason animals have never developed photosynthesis, even if it were biologically feasible. You'd need a huge area to power yourself. For a human, think 10 square meters of light collecting area to sustain basic metabolism. Obviously you wouldn't be going anywhere if you were that large, which is a problem, since you'd still need water.
Perhaps I should be more clearer that it was nothing but a joke, man :D

I didn't actually mean that he used it. I was just joking around.
 




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