You have forgotten to de-compress the package, mister anselm. You need to download TeleRar for your teleporter, and unRar the package upon recieving. However, since you have already recieved the package , I'd like you to fill out these 132 forms, and we can see if we can send you a replacement.
Haha, seriously though, you actually managed to write out "Eudaimonium" with a laser, readable, in less than 5 seconds?! I certanly cannot do that.
Not done with a pointer by hand, doesn't count! C'mon guys, seriously, try it by hand and limit exposures to 6 seconds. I know somebody (OK, just about everybody) has better handwriting skills than me!!!