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DrSid

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Lately someone mentioned laser jokes .. and I think it's good idea to collect some. Actually to make some, as I can't recall ever hearing any. Putting some caption on a picture, or transforming old joke into laser joke would not be too hard, right ?

So let me start ..

 

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I told my physics teacher this one a while ago.
"I was going to build a new laser last night, but I was far too incoherent "
 
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I believe most of us have seen this before, but I'll post it here.

 

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Lasers are like sex. Sure they may have a few practical uses, but those aren't why we're here.
 

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Thanks ben, I never expected that from you.

I've got to go ahead and get this one out of the way:

What does daguin do to his wife after a hard day moderating these forums?

He laser.
 

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Thanks ben, I never expected that from you.

I've got to go ahead and get this one out of the way:

What does daguin do to his wife after a hard day moderating these forums?

He laser.
HAHA ... I just got that.
Priceless.
 
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Thanks ben, I never expected that from you.

I've got to go ahead and get this one out of the way:

What does daguin do to his wife after a hard day moderating these forums?

He laser.
i tend to get over things quick :p im no grudge holder

and BAHAHHAHA

That gives a whole new meaning to "stimulated emission".
:crackup: :crackup:

i love this thread
 

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what happened when Paris Hilton met a guy named Ray?
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She Blu-Ray..
 

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:crackup: Good one hak.

From here on they must needs get cheesier.

When I hook my projector up to my TV, why can't it change TV channels?

'cause it's a lasier projector.
 

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If using your laser is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
 

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Uploading seems to have a problem, so here are the first two. These come from an old book about laser material processing I bought at the university library.
 

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