Well - I think you would SEE the hemorrhoids, since your head is up your ass anyways. This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen - you are an idiot. Doing stuff like this, is what ruins the hobby for others. Some rule-book thumping politician is going to get a hold of this shit, or your parents (if you are at home still ?) and come back a thousandfold with vengeance for your idiocy. Not that it matters, I am sure, but self mutilation is a very sure sign of "issues" that run WAY more than skin deep.