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Chuck Norris, Scientist?




Arayan

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if chuck norris asks you a question in a seminar, the answer is chuck norris.
lol :D
 
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We must start our list. RIGHT NOW.

"Chuck Norris lets his diodes know how much current they must take. That way he doesn't need drivers"

"Chuck Norris uses beard hair as 18650 batteries"
 

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Chuck Norris can build a black laser.
 
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Schrodinger's cat is both alive and dead simultaneously when Chuck Norris is observing the experiment.

Chuck Norris invented the grey laser by combining a black laser with a white laser using a PBS cube.

Chuck Norris has an aquarium full of sharks, with lasers on their heads.

One look from Chuck Norris and Medusa turned to stone.

Chuck Norris always wins when arm wrestling because he uses the five fingers of death.

When Chuck Norris divides by zero, the equation solves the unified field theory.

Chuck Norris fell in the Amazon river and ate a hungry school of piranha.

Chuck Norris was banned from bullfighting in Argentina, for goring a matador.

Zeus revealed Hercules was only a nickname for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris sneezes it is measured at F5 on the Fujita scale.

Al Gore once admitted that Chuck Norris invented the internet.

The Chuck Norris Marshall amp goes up to 100.

Chuck Norris finally kicked his Cyanide addiction.

Chuck Norris is the Admin for the internet.

Chuck Norris once inhaled photons and coughed up a black hole.

Chuck Norris was detained for blinding a laser.

Even Eric Clapton says Chuck Norris is god.
 
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Chuck Norris completed a Fibonacci sequence ..... without use additions :p

Chuck Norris reached Epsilon Zero from Zero ..... with a single operation :D

Chuck Norris turned the relative permittivity of vacuum to zero (and, in the free time, used copper as insulation material, telling to the electrons that if they flow through it, he kick them one by one :p).

Chuck Norris closed a transfinite sequence ..... two times in a row :p

Chuck Norris demonstrated the Continuum Hypothesis :crackup:

Chuck Norris drawed a straight line ..... on the surface of a sphere :D
 
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Chuck Norris swam around the globe on a single breath of air, with a laser on his head.

Chuck Norris can produce fission by rubbing his hands together.

Chuck Norris avoids producing fusion because his hands stick together.

Chuck Norris can inhale UV and breath out Gamma Rays.
 
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lasers of Chuck Norris wearing safety goggles against Chuck Norris...
 

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Scientists successfully produced X-ray laser goggles with Chuck Norris corneas.

Aliens traveled 30 billion light years just to talk to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris did a high kick and became the first man on the moon.

Chuck Norris was placed between 2 mirrors and was the first human to successfully lase.

Chuck Norris is fully tunable from 1nm to 50,000 meters.

Chuck Norris traveled back in time to spar with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris beat Superman with a Kryptonite laser.
 
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Science. please :p :D

Chuck Norris defeat gravity attraction with will force :p

Chuck Norris can compenetrate objects :D

Chuck Norris can made a ball roll up an inclinated plane without apply external forces.

Chuck Norris can make two parallel lines meet together :p

Chuck Norris can vanish energy :D

Chuck Norris can revert enthropy :crackup:
 

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Chuck Norris once wrote 38 plays under the pen name Shakespeare.

Chuck Norris fired up his labby and the lights dimmed on planet Earth.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a Black Mamba and the snake died.

Chuck Norris blood is the strongest antibiotic against the plague and ebola.

Chuck Norris dropped his pointer and it measured 10 on the richter scale.

Chuck Norris chewed on a pencil and spit out a diamond.

Chuck Norris beard is a backup generator for the lights in Las Vegas.

Chuck Norris created the big bang, back when he was the singularity.
 
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chipdouglas

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chuck norris trolled techjunkie
chuck norris has more posts than daguin


michael.
 




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