Should you accidentally look into a laser beam, the universal sign of being lasered is to shout "ARRGH!! MY EYES! MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NUHSINK!", in a German accent, while your eyes asplode from the superheated steam. Those who do put their eye out are advised to not look into the beam with their remaining eye. With one eye out, you can have a wicked cool eye patch. Two eye patches just make you look stupid.
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