750mW laser for only $20!

[rocketparrotlet]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/ele/1124576599.html

Anyone want to buy it? I got an idea...let's ALL ask him for a beamshot, or a video of it burning something.

-Mark

 

[pseudolobster]

If you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you.

 

[Lotus_Darkrose]

"(6.) It has a bright LCD Flashlight"

I have been WAITING for this technology!  ;D

"and it looks like an expensive execuitive ink pen used by a business execuitive" (LMFAO)

"IR Band High Performance Xeon/Ruby Laser Transducer"

It's like he ingested a parts list and threw up sections of it into that description.

 

[Gata]

I called the guy using VoIP and a voice manipulating program. He told me this long story about how his grandson was shining it as cars on the highway. He said it was 750mW. Anyway I ran out of time with the VoIP before I would have intentionally hung up on him. Everyone should call and bug the heck out of him.

 

[rocketparrotlet]

It gets BETTER and BETTER! Look at this:

From:geckozoo@gmail.com (me)

Hello,

I am a laser hobbyist and I am interested in your pen. Can you please send me a beamshot or a video of this laser burning?

Thanks,
Mark


His response-

From:Shakeit60000@aol.com (Yes I encourage you to spam it, ask for pictures)

Good evening, I'm Floyd. I do have some one coming to look at it shortly.
I will let you know if it sells. Otherwise, this one shoots an extremely brilliant
beam that makes a "streak" into the air just like one of those lights you see
that are used to promote store and mall grand openings! Likewise it can
pop balloon's, kill big tropical fish right through a water filled fish tank, or
in one case we made a Pit Bull Terrier Dog back down when it was aimed
at him. As for burning holes in thick paper...no problem! It will even pierce thick
Aluminum Foil. We've learned that it can also ignite gasoline on contact too.
It's almost lethal! But let us get back to you.

Sincerely,

Floyd



Now is that classic or what?! (By the way, pseudolobster, if you thought I was serious in this post, do you need a helicopter with a vertical eject seat?)

-Mark

 

[Lotus_Darkrose]

;D

Notice how he never said anything about the video in his response except "Let us get back to you"

"excellent grades in Astronomy therefore at the time"
wtf, lol.

 

[nikokapo]

Notice how he is selling a 750 megawatts laser, not mili, mega

 

[HumanSymphony]

HEY! i live in bothell! lol maybe i should go try it out

 

[Lotus_Darkrose]

If you try it out, watch it, that thing is freakin dangerous. With his description it would be a force that even Zeus himself could not reckon with!

But in all seriousness...Go to the guy's house dressed nice with a clipboard and a pen in your hands and knock on his door. Then when he opens up say: "Hi, I'm with the electric company and I'm here to check your-" (Shove him out of the way) "I'm gonna get that stupid f-in laser!!!"

Then you can put pictures on the forums of the 5mw red laser module and clear plastic pen you stole

 

[HumanSymphony]

If you try it out, watch it, that thing is freakin dangerous. With his description it would be a force that even Zeus himself could not reckon with!

But in all seriousness...Go to the guy's house [highlight]dressed nice with a clipboard and a pen in your hands[/highlight] and knock on his door. Then when he opens up say: "Hi, I'm with the electric company and I'm here to check your-" (Shove him out of the way) "I'm gonna get that stupid f-in laser!!!"

Then you can put pictures on the forums of the 5mw red laser module and clear plastic pen you stole  

Sir! I dress that way anyways Well, I'm simply not gonna bother with this absurdity. So absurd.

 

[Lotus_Darkrose]

Lol.

"5mw red laser module and clear plastic pen" <--- Only semi-important part of anything in my last post ;D

 

[jwc]

Time for FDA?

 

[gregkoz]

He May Be GORT !

This could be Gort - came to after being dazed by the bad re-make of TDTESS ......Gort ..... Klaatu Barada Nicto !

 

[nikokapo]

If you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you.

Start New Thread *click*


WTB: Bridge


"20 bucks OBO"

 

[rocketparrotlet]

gregkoz:

-Mark

 

[Jimmymcjimthejim]

Ehh not really. 1 month thread reincarnation isn't that bad.