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ArcticMyst Security by Avery

Women, the best freaking firewall in the world

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One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
 





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The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

:crackup: So it fails as a firewall ultimately. 9 months is unacceptable. Where is the power button to do a hard reboot?
 
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Did you measure the sperm with your mouth or anally?


Dude too much........

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9 months?? Pffft even Norton is better than that :whistle::evil:

I'd rather listen to a woman complain all day about anything (i.e. not leaving the toilet seat down) than having to cope with Norton antivirus.
 
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I'd rather listen to a woman complain all day about anything (i.e. not leaving the toilet seat down) than having to cope with Norton antivirus.

I'd like a picture of the aftermath... when a woman does not notice the
toilet seat up...:eg::crackup::crackup:

Jerry
 




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