I made a portal cake!

Well I will be making a portal cake every week until I get it exactly right- from scratch no cake mix used. Can post recipe if required- I think its a good first attempt.... if you have done better post pics and how you did it! NB I made this with the help of my good friend michael- incase he sees this and thinks I dont give him credit  

Original cake:


My cake:


close no? Will be posting a second next week- double height and more cherries for more realism!!

I made one a few months ago.

I used all 4 layers.  It was delicious.

Ill post how I made it Right Here.

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My hair looks freaking stupid.  It's a lot shorter now.



Nom nom nom nom

oh my gaaaawwwd!

that looks yummy~

how many calories? :O

Those look delicious!

mine lasted for like, 5 days. me eating a piece that big every day. It was soooooo good.

probably a few thousand calories.

pseudonyms said:

mine lasted for like, 5 days.  me eating a piece that big every day.  It was soooooo good.

probably a few thousand calories.

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I like stale cake better. I don't know why. But I didn't start eating my birthday cake until 10 days after my birthday (besides the one piece on my birthday).

-Mark

You will continue to crafting/spawning portal cakes until you get it right.


Jedi Mind Trick off.

[ch12290 said:

]how many calories? :O

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150



... per bite

I take that massive cake as a challenge- im going for accuracy not size so we'll see if I can do better afer next weekend

and calories for my cake... well ingredients are 700g butter, 1KG sugar.... 3500+3600 not including chocolate its about 7000 calories :-0

Have you listened to the blue orb lately? It gives you all of the ingredients!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WF-5-o2KA

THE RECIPE:
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

save you the youtube visit:
mp3 attached. cake recipe and still alive- ripped straight from game.

As far as I know, mine is visually accurate, except I didn't use frosting, rather, I covered the cake with home made whipped cream, then hand-chopped chocolate shavings.

I didn't follow the Blue orb's recipe at all, though I was sure to listen to it many times during the final boss battle.

The Cake is a LIE

The Cake is a LIE

pseudonyms said:

As far as I know, mine is visually accurate, except I didn't use frosting, rather, I covered the cake with home made whipped cream, then hand-chopped chocolate shavings.

I didn't follow the Blue orb's recipe at all, though I was sure to listen to it many times during the final boss battle.

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I intend to out do it in the coming weeks

You're on.

This forum is now about cakes.