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YO MOMMA THREAD

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ur mommas so fat that when she was sittin in the middle of the highway, i tried to swerve but i ran outta gas


dundundundun....lol
 





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Yo Momma's so..OMG WHAT THE HELL, LET ME GO, FAT LADY, LET ME G-BWAAGGGHHHHhhhhhhh..
 
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VillageIdiot said:
Well yeah, you drive a bugatti. =P


hah... well the bugatti veyron 16.4 usually gets around 9mpg... at top speed of 253mph/411kph itll get around 2.5mpg... thats all u get with 1001hp n 922fpt... cough....lol

itll [highlight]only[/highlight] go 0-60mph in 2.5 seconds... n 0-100mph in 5.7 seconds... lol
 
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Yo momma's so fat she got all of VI's foodz, that's why he needz foodz, so he can eatz.
 
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VillageIdiot said:
That's where all my fucking foodz went! >:\


Don't worry... they'll come out.



Peace,
niko





(haha yeah I re-read the post and i felt it was in presence of the allmighty Dave)
 
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What's the difference between your mom and a horse?

One's a 400-pound sweaty animal...and the other's a horse.
 
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this thread is now about anti-jokes

Your momma's so fat, that without a change of diet and exercise regimen, she has a serious risk of cardiovascular diseases.
 
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Your momma's so fat, she met the sentry:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp7iWk9ZSao&NR=1[/media]
 




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