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What if women were men?

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LilBwana said:
You guys must not be married, that's exactly what happens after you reel them in, then they feel they own the boat and let it all out ;)


My thoughts exactly.  I'm not even married, but living with her is enough!  My lady is way worse then that video, trust me.  And by worse I don't mean walking around topless, although she does it from time to time, or the pissing standing up (that's just unnatural).  I do prefer my women to be feminine and to show class around me, (if they're trying to capture my "heart") but once they have you, they can be are more disgusting then us!  ;D  Think about it, we have one external area that's very easy to clean.  They have an internal monster that doesn't brush and secretes funk and bio-hazardous materials once a month! ;D  Oh yeah, it doesn't help that she was raised with her two older brothers.

Niko said:
[quote author=LilBwana link=1222568503/0#16 date=1222684043]You guys must not be married, that's exactly what happens after you reel them in, then they feel they own the boat and let it all out ;)


I wouldn't like to hear my wife farting all over my room.


I'd have to beat her with my own farts.[/quote]

hey man, let me give you a warning, as all other mysteries with women, you'll be seriously disappointed because who knows how their crazy digestive system works, I can hardly out fart my lady.  :mad:

Edit: just wanted to post this link because this thread involves farts, and the other thread involves cops...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0sCKVCgjwM&NR=1
 





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I can hardly out fart my lady.


WHAT THE HELL



don't make me kill myself.

this way i'll never get married....i'll have to practise on my farts (i am considered a fart machine among my friends.....seriously)
 




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