Legendary quotes

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Any legendary quotes, be it serious, funny, stupid... etc..

I'll start... this quote was taken from a drunken text message

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

God created Man, it took Sam Colt to make them equal.

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Gen. George S. Patton said:

As I walk through the valley of death I fear no one, for I am the meanest mother f*cker in the valley!

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5char

"Don't be preoccupied if things are going bad ..... first or after, you will see they going also worse"

“You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!”

Dennis Leary.

"The Western approach to reality is mostly through theory¸ and theory begins by denying reality - to talk about reality¸ to go around reality¸ to catch anything that attracts our sense-intellect and abstract it away from reality itself. Thus philosophy begins by saying that the outside world is not a basic fact¸ that its existence can be doubted and that every proposition in which the reality of the outside world is affirmed is not an evident proposition but one that needs to be divided¸ dissected and analyzed. It is to stand consciously aside and try to square a circle."

Bruce Lee

"You look like i need another drink"

Me.

"For more than a century ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents such as my encounter with Castro to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure — one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."

- David Rockefeller, "Memoirs" autobiograpy, page 405



"A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude. To make them love it is the task assigned, in present-day totalitarian states, to ministries of propaganda, newspaper editors and schoolteachers.... The greatest triumphs of propaganda have been accomplished, not by doing something, but by refraining from doing. Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about truth."

- Aldous Huxley, Brave new world



"So there is, as I say, there has been a definite improvement in the, even in the techniques of terrorism. But then we come to the consideration of other techniques, non-terroristic techniques, for inducing consent and inducing people to love their servitude."

- Aldous Huxley
“The Ultimate Revolution” at Cal Berkeley, 1962.



Then Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" "My name is Legion," he replied, "for we are many."

-Mark 5:9



Peace,
dave

-Dave
:na:

"Construction of such devices may be illegal in your area. You could be hurt. You could die. Take cover. Turn it on. Fear what you have created."

-Unknown

"God Does Not Play Dice"
-Albert Einstein

..."Its getting to the point where you can't even throw a cat in the forest without hitting someone. Of course, that doesn't detract from the fact that its still fun to throw a cat."
-Uncle Ron

"For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities--his eternal power and divine nature--have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse."

Romans 1:20

"That's your conscience talking. Trust me, if you ignore it long enough, it will starve and die."


"If stupidity got us into this mess, why cant it get us out?" Will Rogers

A wretched soul, bruised with adversity
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry,
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more we should ourselves complain.
William Shakespeare

"I am trusted with a muzzle, and en-franchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite: if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me."
William Shakespeare

"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

- Red Green

"Happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

-cant remember where I heard this:yh:

"Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it"
-Braveheart

"If you can't see the ninja, then the ninja can see you"

Think about it..

ped said:

"You look like i need another drink"

Me.

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Well for those who missed my signature:

<+_2007Revolution> In April 2008 I made the mistake of plugging my voltmeter into the wall socket to test it's voltage. The lights in the basement still don't work.

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Silvershot: Do people celebrate Halloween in your country?
Nikokapo: Kids don't go out asking for candy,they'd get robbed or kidnapped here

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I think this one deserves to be written here...
I like cereal.
-nikokapo

Theodore Roosevelt-
Speak softly and carry a big laser...er um stick