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Guys Always Lose

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Peace,
dave
 
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Re: Guys Always Loose

hehe... Nice Dave. I've come to learn in married life that when something happens - you're either wrong, or you're happy.
 
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Re: Guys Always Loose

Life's a bitch and then you marry one!

The other lesson learned "No matter what happens, it's always my fault"

I figured 2 exwives is enough and my girl friend of 101/2 years thinks we need to get married. I just can't win!

Women; you can't live with'em and you can't legally kill'em!

Jeff
 
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Dave must be a humorous man in his life, I guess
 
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Re: Guys Always Loose

Well not always....

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But then again.....

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Which is fair enough since....

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But seriously, what do you expect??

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:beer: Good luck fellas!
 

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Women, you can't live with them, you can't live with them...

One of the guys I used to work with had a saying, "If they didn't have c&%$s we would throw stones at them".
 

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Re: Guys Always Loose

His and hers....
 

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Re: Guys Always Loose

*WARNING - SEXIST JOKES AHEAD - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR * (aka: you are a woman)

Now then...
Q. What is a wife?
A. An attachment you screw on the bed to do the housework.

*The gauntlet has been thrown, post your favorite!* ^_^
 

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*WARNING - SEXIST JOKES AHEAD - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR * (aka: you are a woman)

Now then...
Q. What is a wife?
A. An attachment you screw on the bed to do the housework.

*The gauntlet has been thrown, post your favorite!* ^_^

Q. Why did the housewife cross the road?
A. That's not the point! What was she doing out of the kitchen!
 
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Re: Guys Always Loose

Argh, can you please fix the title of the topic? It's "lose" not "loose." Of all the words Webster didn't convert to using a "z" instead of an "s"!
 

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Re: Guys Always Loose

Argh, can you please fix the title of the topic? It's "lose" not "loose." Of all the words Webster didn't convert to using a "z" instead of an "s"!


:crackup: Jawohl mein Führer :bday:

:beer:

Peace,
dave
 




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