Old 05-27-2007, 01:32 PM #1
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Default Guts or Balls! (Joke)

We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the Definition
for each is listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are You
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling Of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the Ass and
having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Either way, the FUNERAL is Saturday

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Old 05-27-2007, 02:58 PM #2
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Default Re: Guts or Balls! (Joke)

Saw this on another forum like 2 days ago. Anyway still funny! ;D ;D
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Default Re: Guts or Balls! (Joke)

What about the third option?

Don't come home , until she is in bed asleep (duck)

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Old 05-28-2007, 02:51 AM #4
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Default Re: Guts or Balls! (Joke)

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What about the third option?

Don't come home , until she is in bed asleep (duck)

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LOL!!! I'll try that one when i've been down the pub all night ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Lol pretty good, I haven't heard it b4
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Default Re: Guts or Balls! (Joke)

/me advises extreme caution when following this advice ......either that.....or full body armour! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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