Funny Message on works answering machine

At work, we have an automated messaging service for people to make complaints and so they can leave their name and address so we can send out complaint forms (not complaints on us but other companies) anyway I was going through the messages taking notes etc and the 3rd or 4th message went like this .....

Hello ......... Helloooooooooo. For F***s sake, Helooooooooooo...... F**Kin Hell, do you guys do any F****g work ?? Your all a bunch of F*****g Cu**s

My jaw dropped when I heard that. I couldn't believe what I heard, specially for the Civil Service !!! It sounded like he was off Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Truth be told, I was kind of tempted to leave a similar message earlier today.

After being non responsive for a week a government bureaucrat went on vacation for a week. After the vacation she disappeared for another two weeks. Ostensibly for "training".

Today she finally got back, and responds that she has to reject the file sent to her.

Her reason for rejection - she didn't take into account changes made while she was away, and so her math is off.

In the meantime, a US company continues to lose money. The US government continues losing money, and of course she's again unresponsive and going on christmas vacation next week.

:banghead:

Bummer In our section we don't speak to customers, it's all paper based, we don't need to hear their life story, just what their complaint is hence why we have an automated response telling them we won't call them back and just to leave their details an we'll send out a form for them to fill in and we will investigate. That's the 2nd one I've heard in 6 months, both being Londoners !!!

I used to work for a vending machine company, and people would go ballistic on the answering machine when their bag of chips got stuck. It was pretty funny.