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Favorite Quotes?

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I wanna' see a list of cool/inspirational/funny quotes. Throw some out here for me! Here's a few I like:

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." (-Jimi Hendrix)

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." (-Josh Billings)

"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out." (-Anton Chekhov)

"Respect." (-Ali G.)

-Jakob
 





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This isn't a quote, but came from a song that Scatman John sang: (Scatman's World)
"Everybody's born to compete as he chooses, but how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?"
 
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Holy christ! I randomly have that song from my Grandpa in Germany. I didn't know anybody else knew Scatman John.

-Jakob
 
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Yeah, I remember he inspired me and a friend to make a cartoon. I would post it but it's really stupid... we made it in 7th grade :D

-Jakob
 
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"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised."

-George F. Will
 
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"A optimist sees the glass as half full, A pessimist sees a glass as half empty, an engineer sees that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be"


"The hydrogen economy car, brought to by the makers of the hindenburg"
 
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Murphy's Law.




Let there be light with what I just said, guys. Anybody want me to copy some :p?
 
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"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" I think it was from American pie 6 or what.
Sorry but these words should be posted in order the quote to be funny ^^
 




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